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[Jopax]

I'm not sure they'd be using it to punish people, but as stated before only to subdue them, punishment comes later in the form of batons and spray hosing with pepper spray

Anyways, had a rather wierd and at times terrifying dream. Imagine an ancient egyptian or somesuch curse that turned people occasionaly into monstruous ceramic doll type things with certain powers, all covered with Nazi symbols and whatnot. Well there was one such person in the dream, I think she was dealt with somehow, unfortunately for me her curse spread over to my computer mouse somehow.

Have you ever fought with a magically infused Nazi computer mouse before?
I haven't, and I wouldn't like to repeat it either :C

[Descan]

We don't talk about the Cursed Times, Jopax.

[Jopax]

The Cursed times reffering to dreams or the fact that US police is the most obvious real world counterpart to inept villain mooks?

[Lightningfalcon]

Mostly to subdue riots by a means that is basically completely nonlethal.

Yep.  It's this, making your skin feel like it's about to boil off, or gassing you.   

[scrdest]

Mostly to subdue riots by a means that is basically completely nonlethal.

Yep.  It's this, making your skin feel like it's about to boil off, or gassing you.

I'd take skin feeling like it'll boil off over skin, subcutaneous fat, muscle, connective tissue and pieces of internal organs speeding off from my body.

[Iceblaster]

Mostly to subdue riots by a means that is basically completely nonlethal.

Yep.  It's this, making your skin feel like it's about to boil off, or gassing you.

I'd take skin feeling like it'll boil off over skin, subcutaneous fat, muscle, connective tissue and pieces of internal organs speeding off from my body.

I'll take acid bath for $200, please!

Why not death by Oreos? At least then you don't die with pain

* Iceblaster says, comically missing the point

[alway]

So... I had a bunch of leftovers from when I made korma, salmon, and rice last month. I ended up not eating it, and so it sat in my fridge. Then it started smelling bad; I moved it to the freezer to stop that. I am absolutely terrified of what will come out of that pot when I go to empty it; and I suspect it will be similar to a certain Cowboy Bebop episode.

[Descan]

On the other hand, you could give it a spot in your backyard next to some gas-cans and an electric wire and watch a modern civilization form from scratch.

[Furtuka]

Was talking to my dad about my college essays when suddenly my mind goes

Oh god I'm 18

Oh god I'm in senior year

Oh god I'm writing college applications

Oh god I still visualize myself with a 5-2 year timelag

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[Dutchling]

Was talking to my dad about my college essays when suddenly my mind goes

Oh god I'm 18

Oh god I'm in senior year

Oh god I'm writing college applications

Oh god I still visualize myself with a 5-2 year timelag

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Don't worry. No proper student sees himself as an adult either. Not as far as I've experienced at least .

[Graknorke]

Was talking to my dad about my college essays when suddenly my mind goes

Oh god I'm 18

Oh god I'm in senior year

Oh god I'm writing college applications

Oh god I still visualize myself with a 5-2 year timelag

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Don't worry. No proper studenthuman sees himself as an adult either. Not as far as I've experienced at least .

Fix'd.

[Dutchling]

Well I never got any farther than student yet

[misko27]

Hmm. I can't see forward to college, at all. Beyond college, that is a little clearer, but after High School it's all a blank.

[alway]

Was talking to my dad about my college essays when suddenly my mind goes

Oh god I'm 18

Oh god I'm in senior year

Oh god I'm writing college applications

Oh god I still visualize myself with a 5-2 year timelag

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Doing this to co-workers is so much fun. Except I'm 21, and they're around 40.
"When I first finished college and started looking for a job in '96, ..."
"96? Aw man, that's about when I started to learn to read."

Of course, with the growing horror that it's going to be me in a few more years.

[Flying Dice]

Hmm. I can't see forward to college, at all. Beyond college, that is a little clearer, but after High School it's all a blank.

One of the many dangers of drinking while prophesying.

or

Your college years: the drunken haze is so thick that it affects your foresight as well as your hindsight.