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[Slayerhero90]

I killed a spider two days ago in my room, and a new one has appeared sitting in the same exact place. It just so happens to be the place where my pillow goes if it happens to fall off the bed. That's it, I'm flipping the bedding around and sleeping at the other end. I hate spiders

One lives in the same spot by my bed. It's so cute. :3

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Suggested change: One lives in the same spot by my bed. It's so bleeping traumatizing I think I just wet myself let me leave this home immediately.

Have you not seen the spider playing the song of its people?
Someone put that thing up.

[Angle]

I'm normal. Everyone else is weird.

Don't call me weird, I'm normal, too. Everyone else is weird.

Saw a video on tumblr. It was this anime thing with four people sneaking into a pool at night and then shit got fucked up. I'm normally one for body horror, but whatever the christ that was made me, at 5:30-ish PM, go from "I have eaten nothing but a single solitary bagel and I need food" to "I know this is my favorite meal but I'd rather not."

That video's great. Love the monster design, the pacing, the chilled and totally unfitting music, and the whole trippy surreal experience. It's quite creative. reference (mildy nsfw)

Funny. My biggest thught when watching that was "Damn that animations good". The body horror didn't phase me at all.

[Sirus]

I killed a spider two days ago in my room, and a new one has appeared sitting in the same exact place. It just so happens to be the place where my pillow goes if it happens to fall off the bed. That's it, I'm flipping the bedding around and sleeping at the other end. I hate spiders

One lives in the same spot by my bed. It's so cute. :3

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Syntax error: Words "cute" and any reference to "spiders" cannot be in same post not containing a negator.
Suggested change: One lives in the same spot by my bed. It's so bleeping traumatizing I think I just wet myself let me leave this home immediately.

Have you not seen the spider playing the song of its people?
Someone put that thing up.

Spoiler: You mean this? (click to show/hide)

[Eric Blank]

I left my window open, and a light on. Now there are moths in my room. A LOT OF FUCKING MOTHS

They're all flappy!

[Lagslayer]

I killed a spider two days ago in my room, and a new one has appeared sitting in the same exact place. It just so happens to be the place where my pillow goes if it happens to fall off the bed. That's it, I'm flipping the bedding around and sleeping at the other end. I hate spiders

One lives in the same spot by my bed. It's so cute. :3

Error: Cannot compute.
Syntax error: Words "cute" and any reference to "spiders" cannot be in same post not containing a negator.
Suggested change: One lives in the same spot by my bed. It's so bleeping traumatizing I think I just wet myself let me leave this home immediately.

Have you not seen the spider playing the song of its people?
Someone put that thing up.

Spoiler: You mean this? (click to show/hide)

They're so adorable!

[Knight of Fools]

I recently watched a spider documentary and have been keeping an eye on four or five spiders that have laid eggs around my front door. It's strange, because I grew up around my mom, who is the poster child for arachnophobia.

Me? I just blow on them and laugh when it starts twitching the freak out in an attempt to intimidate me. Spiders are kinda fun. I haven't quite gotten to the point where I'll let a tarantula crawl on me, but I'm definitely not my mom. Those spiders would have been dead ages ago. I'm looking forward to seeing the eggs hatch.

[Flying Dice]

Lagslayer, thank you for introducing me to the world of spider fashion.

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[kisame12794]

What.

[quinnr]

This thread. This thread is scaring me. All of you are monsters

[Xantalos]

This thread. This thread is scaring me. All of you are monsters

Thanks!

[Descan]

Are you a giant space-spider?

Then you scare no one as much as tiny adorable jumping spiders.

[Sirus]

Speaking of adorable spiders...

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[Gentlefish]

Jumping spiders are, at least in my book, officially the cutest things that have their skeletons on the outside.

[MaximumZero]

Spiders, when outside, are fine.

When they're in my house, it's war.

[Sirus]

Spiders, when outside, are fine.

When they're in my house, it's war.

But...but...spiderbros!

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