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[SOLDIER First]

How much are you willing to bet it's Nick Cage?

[Eric Blank]

Something tells me a printer that spontaneously begins printing is a result of a jackass somewhere going "Hey! I managed to get into this guy's computer! and look he has a printer! I'ma gonna WASTE ALL HIS INK PRINTING MONOCOLORED SQUARES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[quinnr]

Something tells me a printer that spontaneously begins printing is a result of a jackass somewhere going "Hey! I managed to get into this guy's computer! and look he has a printer! I'ma gonna WASTE ALL HIS INK PRINTING MONOCOLORED SQUARES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

I did just mess with the settings and it did warn me that it would be less secure if I did so.

But I'm pretty sure that it's something I tried to print and got stuck in a queue somehow on my computer from a while back. I'm too tired to go to another room right now, though, so I'll just keep telling myself this.

[Slayerhero90]

To my alarm clock:

[Lukeinator]

Dubstep. 'nuff said.

[Fniff]

Wub wub wub wub. Untz untz untz.

[Loud Whispers]

Wub wub wub wub. Untz untz untz.

BBBRRBRBRRRRRRTTTTRTRTRTRTRRTRwoooobbwooobwoobDUNWRUWBRWRRRTTTT

[Fniff]

I wonder if there's such a thing as sad dubstep. Dubstep usually comes in two flavories: creepily trippy or extremely excited.

[LordSlowpoke]

I wonder if there's such a thing as sad dubstep. Dubstep usually comes in two flavories: creepily trippy or extremely excited.

i'm sure someone in the history of man has experimented with taking a violin and forcing it to produce wubs then sampling the wubs

the poor, poor violins...

[Loud Whispers]

I wonder if there's such a thing as sad dubstep. Dubstep usually comes in two flavories: creepily trippy or extremely excited.

Yep, there's a lot of sad dubsteps. Usually about death or something, where they have sad vocals with the BASS BLASTING SAD EMOTIONS INTO YOUR EARS.

[Graknorke]

Something tells me a printer that spontaneously begins printing is a result of a jackass somewhere going "Hey! I managed to get into this guy's computer! and look he has a printer! I'ma gonna WASTE ALL HIS INK PRINTING MONOCOLORED SQUARES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

At least the hacker didn't hack into thons Wi-Fi lightbulbs and start turning them... ON AND OFF!
The horror...

[Darvi]

That should actually happen. Get enough Wifi anywhere and all ghosts stories will die out due to jaded "just some arsehole fucking with tthe Wifi again" explanations.

[LordSlowpoke]

That should actually happen. Get enough Wifi anywhere and all ghosts stories will die out due to jaded "just some arsehole fucking with tthe Wifi again" explanations.

speaking of wifi, when will meshnets become a reality?

url is legit, trust me i reverse dns polarities

[misko27]

I have to wonder, wouldn't most ghosts be incapable of doing anything to the vast majority of your things? I mean, imagine a 18th century ghost trying to mess with your computer, or your phone, or your microwave. It'd last 10 minutes of frustration before giving up and looking for a mirror to haunt.

[penguinofhonor]

What if ghosts are capable of learning? Then they've had the entire existence of printers to learn how to fuck with them.

Man, those ghosts would make good tech support.