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[Devling]

Rule of cockroach: bigger ones are actually better because there's less of them.

This is disturbing on many levels.

[penguinofhonor]

Sunglasses in your face anyone?

Transparent inner eyelids like fish have, but tinted. Boom.

[Steelmagic]

Spiders. The little shits are everywhere in my bedroom. I think this is a declaration of war and that i should start blasting holes in my apartment, but i doubt my neighbors would appreciate it.

Better spiders than cockroaches; Disgusting vermin bred out of the darkest depths of hell's sewers, and in the dark at night almost any part of our house that has a sink, or any connection to the sewer system, really, is bound to have a roach or two crawling around...or five.

Just last night I was brushing my teeth before going to sleep and a roach literally swam out of the drain while I ran the water. Scared the toothpaste out of me.

Spiders at least have the decency of killing other bugs and staying in their little webs in their little corners. I like spiders, and usually I just let 'em chill...except really big spiders. Those can go bug themselves outside of the house. I make an effort to catch them and release them outside so they can genocide bugs elsewhere.

Well these spiders are forcing me to get over my arachnophobia. But i still don't want to be anywhere near spiders especially big ones and will kill every spider i see, and they're getting spider guts all over my wall.

[Devling]

Spiders are fine, but I detest mosquitoes. Seriously, fuck those guys. And flys too. But mostly mosquitoes.

[Xantalos]

Rule of cockroach: bigger ones are actually better because there's less of them.

This is disturbing on many levels.

What? As they get bigger they eat each other.

[Devling]

Rule of cockroach: bigger ones are actually better because there's less of them.

This is disturbing on many levels.

What? As they get bigger they eat each other.

This is disturbing on many levels.

[Steelmagic]

Rule of cockroach: bigger ones are actually better because there's less of them.

This is disturbing on many levels.

What? As they get bigger they eat each other.

This is disturbing on many levels.

You've got to understand Xantalos, humans find it strange when a creature eats one of it's own kind.

[Xantalos]

Why's that? They're hungry, there's fuckloads of other cockroaches next to them, maybe one's a little smaller than they are hey how are ya buddy NOM NOM NOM.
What's so odd about that?

[Devling]

This is disturbing on many levels.

I'm just going to keep saying it until it's not true.

[Bauglir]

This is disturbing on many levels.

I'm just going to keep saying it until it's not true.

Why would that ever happen?

[Steelmagic]

This is disturbing on many levels.

I'm just going to keep saying it until it's not true.

Why would that ever happen?

Maybe if everyone who thought it was disturbing got eaten by people who thought it wasn't?

[penguinofhonor]

Hey, if that means it's killing cockroaches then it can't be that bad.

[Steelmagic]

I think it eventually leads to roach killing, but that's after HUGE amounts of cannibalism.

[penguinofhonor]

I'm pretty sure roach killing is required for roach cannibalism.

[Steelmagic]

No, we eventually got to human cannibalism and then that somehow leads to roach cannibalism. You know what fuck it i don't know anymore.