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[Scelly9]

Fucking invading inchworms. At least of 15 of them in my room.

[Devling]

What?

Who the hell has an Inchworm infestation?

[Scelly9]

They aren't actually inchworms, just caterpillars that move like inchworms.

[IronTomato]

By coincidence, we did buy some chickens for eggs the other day. We were thinking about guineafowl, but the ones we say were loud as heck all the time, not really for any reason. Also, bird poop and eggs in random spots.

[Ultimuh]

I have to satiate a growing curiosity and today, I found a means to do it. I have found a site where I could watch Troll 1 & 2 for free.
I know they are terrible/horrible/bad movies but that's only from what I have read on the internet.
The question is.. Should I watch them and see what was truly terrifying about them, or should I stay far far away from them?

[Dutchling]

Is this the correct time and place to say I liked The Human Centipede 1?

[Morrigi]

There is no correct time or place for that. However, this may be the closest you will find.

I for one have had at least two of my friends text me no earlier than midnight due to being traumatized from that movie.

[Xantalos]

I have to satiate a growing curiosity and today, I found a means to do it. I have found a site where I could watch Troll 1 & 2 for free.
I know they are terrible/horrible/bad movies but that's only from what I have read on the internet.
The question is.. Should I watch them and see what was truly terrifying about them, or should I stay far far away from them?

No idea about Troll 1 wait.
THEY'RE WATCHING TROLL 1! ... AND THEN THEY'RE GOUNG TO WATCH TROLL 2!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

No seriously, don't do it. Troll 2 isn't even remotely related to Troll 1, has the worst acting and live delivery ever, unintentional homosexual undertones, a scene where a dude is seduced by a witch with an war of corn that explodes into popcorn while they get funky (for no real reason), the name of the town is Goblin spelled backwards and apparently eating vegetables will turn you into goo while eating bologna will save you from goblins I mean nilbogs.
It's the dark side of camp.

[FearfulJesuit]

Naegleria Fowleri.

[Loud Whispers]

Naegleria Fowleri.

'The initial symptoms include, but are not limited to, changes in taste and smell, headache, fever, nausea, vomiting, and stiff neck. Secondary symptoms include confusion, hallucinations, lack of attention, ataxia, and seizures.'

Average Monday morning.

[Scelly9]

Except the 98% fatality rate.

[Loud Whispers]

Except the 98% fatality rate.

Yeah, Mondays are 100%. Eventually.

[Devling]

Except the 98% fatality rate.

Yeah, Mondays are 100%. Eventually.

[Xantalos]

Life: the most deadly condition there is. 100% fatality rate.

[Frumple]

... it's probably less than 100% recorded fatality rate, actually. There's plenty of folks that go missing but the body's never found, after all. Sure, you can presume death, but...

... until you've got the corpse before you, burnt to ash, mixed with something toxic and spread over a seven hundred and seventy seven square mile area, you don't actually know. For all we know there's a growing population of immortal lost ones wandering the planet in the shadows between shadows.