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[Flying Dice]

Things that would happen with a dorf president:

-Geothermal power
-Space elevator
-Pet grizzly bears
-Streets literally paved with gold
-Proving once and for all that hell doesn't exist/Invading hell and claiming the throne of Lucifer as the new seat for the Oval Office (choose one)
-New Wonders of the World


Why, exactly, was this a bad thing?

[Shinotsa]

Don't worry Kaijyuu, it's close enough to Halloween that no one will really notice. Hell, you could probably chainsaw someone in half before they realize you're not just a day late.

[Descan]

Horrific death to anyone in the way of PROGRESS!

[kaijyuu]

Things that would happen with a dorf president:

-Geothermal power
-Space elevator
-Pet grizzly bears
-Streets literally paved with gold
-Proving once and for all that hell doesn't exist/Invading hell and claiming the throne of Lucifer as the new seat for the Oval Office (choose one)
-New Wonders of the World


Why, exactly, was this a bad thing?

Well, the nobility would be thrown into magma...

Wait, that's a plus.

* kaijyuu shrugs.

Don't worry Kaijyuu, it's close enough to Halloween that no one will really notice. Hell, you could probably chainsaw someone in half before they realize you're not just a day late.

Good good.

[Hanslanda]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

[MaximumZero]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.

[Flying Dice]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.

Even if you're a Bosmer.

[Hanslanda]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.

Even if you're a Bosmer.

... But I'm an Imperial in Skyrim. My friend actually made fun of me for it. "You're an Imperial? In the homeland of the Nords?"
Yes, dammit. EVERYONE here is a nord, that would be highly unoriginal of me. I decided to be an Imperial because I like being the Imperialistic Evil Empire.

[Descan]

* Descan looks at Hans' avatar.

... Of China?

[kaijyuu]

That's a Nazi Panda, so I think it's technically German. Maybe an immigrant.

[MaximumZero]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.

Even if you're a Bosmer.

... But I'm an Imperial in Skyrim. My friend actually made fun of me for it. "You're an Imperial? In the homeland of the Nords?"
Yes, dammit. EVERYONE here is a nord, that would be highly unoriginal of me. I decided to be an Imperial because I like being the Imperialistic Evil Empire.

I'm an Imperial, too. I just like money and swords, though.

[Shinotsa]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.

Even if you're a Bosmer.

... But I'm an Imperial in Skyrim. My friend actually made fun of me for it. "You're an Imperial? In the homeland of the Nords?"
Yes, dammit. EVERYONE here is a nord, that would be highly unoriginal of me. I decided to be an Imperial because I like being the Imperialistic Evil Empire.

I'm an Imperial, too. I just like money and swords, though.

Dunmer always, but maybe it's just because I'm jewish. Something about a somber, cursed people who bear the brunt of the world's problems. That or the fact that I'm still happily married to Morrowind after 14 years.

[Descan]

Is it an open marriage?

* Descan waggles eyebrows.

[Shinotsa]

Dunmer don't like outlanders =/

But if you save then bribe me 10 septims, reloading every time I take it the wrong way... I think we might be able to work something out.

[Vorthon]

I apparently agree with Misko. I must have taken a HUUUGE hit to SAN recently.

Nah, you're just getting in touch with your inner Scandinavian.

... My ancestry is german and French-English, as well as a bit of Native American. Not Northern European.

That's okay, everyone's a Nord in Skyrim.

Even if you're a Bosmer.

... But I'm an Imperial in Skyrim. My friend actually made fun of me for it. "You're an Imperial? In the homeland of the Nords?"
Yes, dammit. EVERYONE here is a nord, that would be highly unoriginal of me. I decided to be an Imperial because I like being the Imperialistic Evil Empire.

I'm an Imperial, too. I just like money and swords, though.

Dunmer always, but maybe it's just because I'm jewish. Something about a somber, cursed people who bear the brunt of the world's problems. That or the fact that I'm still happily married to Morrowind after 14 years.

Khajiit for me. For obvious reasons.

And am I the only bummed that none of the marriage options were Khajiit?