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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2055 on: October 01, 2012, 09:25:08 pm »

I once had a sex dream that seems like it was fever-induced. But it wasn't. Suffice to say, I do not look good in a french maid's outfit. And that was the least disturbing part of it.

...I really need therapy.
Kinky. :D
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2056 on: October 01, 2012, 09:26:27 pm »

I once had a sex dream that seems like it was fever-induced. But it wasn't. Suffice to say, I do not look good in a french maid's outfit. And that was the least disturbing part of it.

...I really need therapy.
Kinky. :D


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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2057 on: October 01, 2012, 09:27:03 pm »

I once had a sex dream that seems like it was fever-induced. But it wasn't. Suffice to say, I do not look good in a french maid's outfit. And that was the least disturbing part of it.

...I really need therapy.


Furry...maid?

Well, I was human. The other individual in the dream was not. I may have been spending too much time working on the Torikan.

I once had a sex dream that seems like it was fever-induced. But it wasn't. Suffice to say, I do not look good in a french maid's outfit. And that was the least disturbing part of it.

...I really need therapy.
Kinky. :D

I guess you could say that. If also a little traumatizing.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2058 on: October 01, 2012, 09:27:45 pm »

Hehe. The last sex dream I had was... Significantly out of character for me. Let's just leave it at that. And no, it wasn't male gay stuff. :P
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2059 on: October 01, 2012, 09:32:29 pm »

I once had a sex dream that seems like it was fever-induced. But it wasn't. Suffice to say, I do not look good in a french maid's outfit. And that was the least disturbing part of it.

...I really need therapy.
Kinky. :D


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I had a piano teacher that would describe one particular song or another as "kinky". I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2060 on: October 01, 2012, 09:33:19 pm »

I once had a sex dream that seems like it was fever-induced. But it wasn't. Suffice to say, I do not look good in a french maid's outfit. And that was the least disturbing part of it.

...I really need therapy.
Kinky. :D

I guess you could say that. If also a little traumatizing.
Hey man, nothing to be ashamed of if you're into the weird stuff.

And no, it wasn't male gay stuff. :P
Damn.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2061 on: October 01, 2012, 09:44:07 pm »

Fear not, Kaijyuu. I'll try to dream of you platonically one day. :P
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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FearfulJesuit

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2062 on: October 01, 2012, 09:45:20 pm »

Dammit, now I want to have a fever sex dream where I am in a French maid outfit.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2063 on: October 01, 2012, 09:45:36 pm »

Fear not, Kaijyuu. I'll try to dream of you platonically one day. :P
Fiiiine. :P
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2064 on: October 01, 2012, 09:48:53 pm »

Fear not, Kaijyuu. I'll try to dream of you platonically one day. :P
Fiiiine. :P


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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2065 on: October 01, 2012, 09:50:54 pm »

My last sex dream. NONE of you want to know, or will ever know.

But it was quite fun, because it was less sex and more GOOD GOD GET ME OFF OF THIS SCOOTER.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2066 on: October 01, 2012, 09:51:06 pm »

My attempts at making duplicates of Mcdonald's icy Frappes is in the works. I'm still trying to get the correct texture, so I'm not simply drinking cold coffee with way too much sugar and a hint of vanilla.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2067 on: October 01, 2012, 09:51:30 pm »

Dammit now I want to know, Corai.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2068 on: October 01, 2012, 09:52:06 pm »

My last sex dream. NONE of you want to know, or will ever know.

But it was quite fun, because it was less sex and more GOOD GOD GET ME OFF OF THIS SCOOTER.


... I thought you were borderline asexual. Oh, now this makes sense.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #2069 on: October 01, 2012, 09:54:42 pm »

My last sex dream. NONE of you want to know, or will ever know.

But it was quite fun, because it was less sex and more GOOD GOD GET ME OFF OF THIS SCOOTER.


... I thought you were borderline asexual. Oh, now this makes sense.

I have a feeling you remember me discussing that dream with Splint.
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