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[Rolan7]

Yes yes, an absolute gem of storytelling!

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes yes, an absolute gem of storytelling!

yes it is, thank you TamerVirus

[Iduno]

Might I recommend Forklift Driver Klaus to demonstrate how bloody dangerous forklifting can be

Good to see the classics come back out.

[Cyroth]

Fun fact: If you're getting any sort of motorized license in germany there is a 99% chance that Staplerfahrer Klaus will be shown at least once during the theoretical lessons.

So far I've seen that video during lessons for my car (twice even), motorbike, Unimog, forklift, pallet truck and first aider training (that one's not motorized, but they've shown it anyways, because why the snek not).

[Iduno]

Fun fact: If you're getting any sort of motorized license in germany there is a 99% chance that Staplerfahrer Klaus will be shown at least once during the theoretical lessons.

It has important lessons about...dropping a knife or getting impaled/sliced in half. Ok, I guess it's mostly useful if you work for Troma, but it's still useful to someone.

[Reelya]

It actually does have good educational potential.

If you watched a "normal" forklift safety video you might forget the rules later, however, with Staplerfahrer Klaus I bet most people who've watched that could make a list of the dos and don'ts about forklift operation.

If only Staplerfahrer Klaus had watched Staplerfahrer Klaus, we wouldn't be in this mess.

[Sirus]

But if he had watched himself, he wouldn't have made the videos, thus he wouldn't have been able to watch himself.

[Naturegirl1999]

But if he had watched himself, he wouldn't have made the videos, thus he wouldn't have been able to watch himself.

he could watch his video while in the hospital for his arm loss, and not repeat those mistakes, that’s why there isn’t a sequel

[Superdorf]

Doesn't he lose his head at the end? Ain't no hospitalization for that.

Also, that was amazing and Germans are amazing and I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused. Probably both.

[Naturegirl1999]

Doesn't he lose his head at the end? Ain't no hospitalization for that.

Also, that was amazing and Germans are amazing and I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused. Probably both.

oh right, I forgot about the beheading. Whoops. also, I am amused

[Dunamisdeos]

Never seen this.

Also,  I am humming the doop de doop doop de doop background jingle at all times now.

Edit: uhoh oh no the box cutter lol
Edit 2: UHOH OH MAN THE KNIIIFE
EDIT 3: HE JUST GON GO TO LUNCH OK THATS FINE

[IcyTea31]

Lose your hands? No need for sick leave, we'll just get you prostheses and you can get back to work on the very same day!

[TD1]

Gal at work walked past me twice coughing then left complaining of a high temperature.

Yay?

[Iduno]

Gal at work walked past me twice coughing then left complaining of a high temperature.

Yay?

It's real fun to guess around here, because it's also the worst part of allergy season. Although I'm not sure why they call it that. We don't have winter, so it's always allergy season.

[LordBaal]

Upps wrong thread. Dude just in case start wearing a mask. If you are already infected at least it would preven you from easily spreading it further.