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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19650 on: January 11, 2019, 07:52:06 pm »

Dude. WTF. Filled with books?! D:   
That's horrifying, I would gladly take a bullet for my book collection. Maybe if I could shuffle all my least-favourite books onto the shelves that end up covering the windows, I guess it could work.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19651 on: January 11, 2019, 07:53:36 pm »

Dude. WTF. Filled with books?! D:   
That's horrifying, I would gladly take a bullet for my book collection. Maybe if I could shuffle all my least-favourite books onto the shelves that end up covering the windows, I guess it could work.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19652 on: January 12, 2019, 08:11:57 am »

I've received a text message from my boss that said: Come to my room, I need to talk to you.


That's terrifying
It's either really good news or really bad ones.


It was good news, as a relief...
I hope you two used protection

It wasn't THAT good news...

That's good news! Affairs with the boss doesn't always end well.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19653 on: January 12, 2019, 11:58:58 am »

Bookshelves are perfect if filled.

IIRC mythbusters proved phone books make surprisingly effective bullet-resistant armor for cars.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19654 on: January 12, 2019, 03:06:36 pm »

Paper in general is fairly effective (for a given thickness - you still need quite a bit of it) at slowing bullets, and even more so at deflecting their course.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19655 on: January 12, 2019, 03:46:37 pm »

I've received a text message from my boss that said: Come to my room, I need to talk to you.


That's terrifying
It's either really good news or really bad ones.


It was good news, as a relief...
I hope you two used protection

It wasn't THAT good news...

That's good news! Affairs with the boss doesn't always end well.
I told you to use lube, but did you listen? Noooo I'm the great grandson of Harald Bluetooth I know better
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19656 on: January 13, 2019, 06:43:19 am »

I thought you were the Basque in Ireland...
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19657 on: January 13, 2019, 06:49:30 am »

I thought you were the Basque in Ireland...
Ol' Harald really got around. Bluetooth pairs wirelessly, y'know...


Also he was imitating scriver in that last bit.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19658 on: January 13, 2019, 07:54:36 am »

Chairman is just jealous because all Basque trace their origins back to "some old hairy dude in the woods"

Ol' Harald really got around. Bluetooth pairs wirelessly, y'know...

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19659 on: January 13, 2019, 11:03:59 am »

And.... Harald wasn't some hairy guy in the woods?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19660 on: January 13, 2019, 11:08:49 am »

And.... Harald wasn't some hairy guy in the woods?
Hairy guy in a wooden boat. Big difference.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19661 on: January 13, 2019, 12:20:11 pm »

There's no woods in Denmark, though they have two groves
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #19662 on: January 13, 2019, 01:38:53 pm »

Go back far enough and we are all descendants of some hairy guy in the woods that speaks funny   :P
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« Reply #19663 on: January 13, 2019, 01:51:19 pm »

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« Reply #19664 on: January 13, 2019, 03:14:33 pm »

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