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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17355 on: December 21, 2016, 08:31:03 pm »

wasps are the scariest motherfuckers out there

You think mice are scary because they move fast and they're small?

Wasps are so small, they're like fucking invisible ninjas

They're fast and they will hunt you the fuck down

They have venomous knives in their asses, and fuck that shit

They fly, they fucking fly

They come in nests of only ten-hundred-fucking-thousand wasps

They kill bees, and bees are bros

Every summer, my city is absolutely flooded with wasps. They once built four nests in my house in just one month. I get yellow wasps, black wasps, blue wasps, red wasps, big wasps, and small wasps. It's like a terrible Dr. Seuss book.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17356 on: December 21, 2016, 09:18:55 pm »

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That sounds like some sort of seafood.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17357 on: December 21, 2016, 09:32:13 pm »

Stepladders, and other heights where I can see the ground clearly spook me senseless.

Im ok with really high heights, but if I can see details below me, yo inks
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17358 on: December 21, 2016, 09:51:07 pm »

I have problems walking on those kind of stairs that is like a steel net that you can see through.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17359 on: December 21, 2016, 10:12:42 pm »

wasps are the scariest motherfuckers out there

Imagine how, as an insect or small animal, you would feel about wasps.

They're still fast-moving violent venomous flying death machines, but now they're nearly as big as, or bigger than you. They can see in color spectra you can't see, smell your fear with their wicked deelyboppers, and some of them can even photosynthesize to keep their energy levels up long after you're exhausted. If you're lucky, they hunt and kill you. If you're unlucky, they paralyze you, leave you in a nest with their eggs, and let them hatch and eat you alive.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17360 on: December 22, 2016, 12:49:23 am »

* TheBiggerFish acquires a fear of wasps

That is, however, cool in a "HOLY CARP" sort of way.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17361 on: December 22, 2016, 12:55:23 am »

and some of them can even photosynthesize to keep their energy levels up long after you're exhausted.

I call BS on this one.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17362 on: December 22, 2016, 01:06:53 am »

and some of them can even photosynthesize to keep their energy levels up long after you're exhausted.

I call BS on this one.
Yeah, citation needed.  But yeah.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17363 on: December 22, 2016, 01:20:11 am »

Well, the Oriental wasp does something with sunlight that generates an electric potential and that causes its activity levels to be proportional to insolation. Make of that what you will.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17364 on: December 22, 2016, 01:35:32 am »

That doesn't tell us much :v
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17365 on: December 22, 2016, 01:41:53 am »

Technically humans photosynthesise.
By making vitamin D. :P
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17366 on: December 22, 2016, 02:02:23 am »

That doesn't tell us much :v

Given that nearly all other wasp species are most active at dawn and the Oriental hornet is most active in the middle of the day, it doesn't tell us much but it implies a heck of a lot. Their yellow stripe has a measurable interaction with sunlight.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17367 on: December 22, 2016, 02:56:52 pm »

So, I Hate Everything uploaded new "The Search For The Worst" episode called "Fred Movie Trilogy" ("movies" about some obnoxious YouTuber called FЯED).

Those "movies"... They are... So FUCKING REPULSIVE! I love watching IHE content, but those "movies" were so repulsive, that I was feeling how my already not-the-best mental health gets shattered. I was walking without any focus for 10 minutes before I resumed the review. There are no words in both Russian and English languages which can describe how repulsive those movies are! Even "torture with Batmobile" scene from Arkham Knight faints in comparison to sheer REPULSIVENESS of those... Abominations!

*drinks full bottle of bleach and collapses*
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17368 on: December 22, 2016, 06:04:36 pm »

I have problems walking on those kind of stairs that is like a steel net that you can see through.
These do worry me, but they're also pretty nifty.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #17369 on: December 23, 2016, 04:40:48 pm »

I have problems walking on those kind of stairs that is like a steel net that you can see through.
These do worry me, but they're also pretty nifty.
I love those ones, but they have to be made out of galvanized steel and I hate the ones used anywhere near the ocean. Once they start rusting and you're walking up and down them at night you can't stop thinking about silent hill jokes
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