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[brainfreez]

my [insert a creature with traumatic childhood here]-man is average sized (1.82m long) human and he is called the batman .

his traumatic childhood : he was born in average family without sisters or brothers.
one day when he was walking to theatre with his parents , they were at the door when a man asked them for money , his dad took out 50cents and they slipped out of his hand and rolled in sewers , those were the last cents their family had . after hours of arguing his father went down in the sewers with his wife , after few more hours they both went out of the sewers with the 50cents . a group of European travelers saw the shiny money and beat his parents to death with their own shoes , one of the Europeans forgot his baseball bat .
since that day he is beating Europeans that are wearing shoes with his baseball bat .

some say that you can still see the blood and feces on his baseball bat from all his victims .

[Scelly9]

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

Spoiler: You were saying? (Screenshot) (click to show/hide)

It is also worth noting that this is a New Zealand thing. The cheap-as-hell pizzas, not the franchise.

Same here.

THATS cheap as hell? I can get bigger and tastier for less in Australia.

I guess it's only fair. You guys do get screwed over with video game prices.

[brainfreez]

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

Spoiler: You were saying? (Screenshot) (click to show/hide)

It is also worth noting that this is a New Zealand thing. The cheap-as-hell pizzas, not the franchise.

Same here.

THATS cheap as hell? I can get bigger and tastier for less in Australia.

I guess it's only fair. You guys do get screwed over with video game prices.

things are cheaper in my country , but people have less money .

[ChairmanPoo]

A guy almost died on my box today. Might die anyway for all I know. SAH

[kaijyuu]

D:

(though I am curious as to what kind of box. Cardboard? Xbox?)

[Hanslanda]

D:

(though I am curious as to what kind of box. Cardboard? Xbox?)

This. Sadness at near death/possible death, confusion toward box.

[Darvi]

Obviously Boxbot turned evil.

[RedKing]

Obviously, medical budgets have been slashed to the point that ChairmanPoo is having to do surgery using boxes for an operating table.

"Scalpel."
"Scalpel."
"Gauze."
"Gauze."
"Pipettes."
"...we got some silly straws..."

[Shinotsa]

"Damnit Johnson those were supposed to go to endoscopy!"

... Nobody?

[brainfreez]

"what is this corpse doing under my box ?!"

[Loud Whispers]

"Damnit Johnson those were supposed to go to endoscopy!"

... Nobody?

With a silly straw? That's got to be an achievement right there.

[MaximumZero]

"Damnit Johnson those were supposed to go to endoscopy!"

... Nobody?

With a silly straw? That's got to be an achievement right there.

You get the achievement for using one as a cath.

[MonkeyHead]

Silly straw cardiac stent FTW!

[Loud Whispers]

"Damnit Johnson those were supposed to go to endoscopy!"

... Nobody?

With a silly straw? That's got to be an achievement right there.

You get the achievement for using one as a cath.

Owwwwww

[raptorfangamer]

With a friend we expanded the slenderman mythos...
In a forest...
In far too low numbers to mob anything...
I am no longer sleeping without alcohol...

we ran into our generic more mob-able group as soon as we realized it.


Slenderkids are creepy...