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[Tawa]

Are you absolutely certain Bay12 has nothing to do with fairies?

• Divulging identifiable information could lead to our ruin.

my entire privacy thing is basically a facade, some people here (well basically just Meph off the top of my head) know my real name and location

I've realised anyone with a small degree of determination could probably find out my real name and location.

Honestly, I've probably revealed enough that a concerted effort could pin me down to a small group of people.  Maybe.

If someone was determined enough, they could probably use a bit of malware/social engineering to find your IP, then it's pretty simple from there.

* Stalking this random Internet user fills you with determination.

It had to be done.

[Fniff]

I'm so happy I don't have nightmares like Weaver does.
Word of warning, the post isn't NSFW but other parts of the blog are.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI (click to show/hide)

Oh no. I just took a horrible, awful, seemingly-unending shit, and now the toilet is blocked.
This is one of my worst fears right here... at least it didn't overflow. Yet.

I can't find a plunger. Everyone else is asleep. Stupid digestive system. Oh gods help me.

Edit: Oh thank fuck, the problem is solved.
Before I made this post I'd moved everything away from the base of the toilet and given the, er, blockage a few pokes with a toilet brush. It didn't seem to have any effect, but by the time I went back in the water level had gone down somewhat, so I said my prayers and gave it a good ol' flush. The toilet roared, the water rose, and rose, it rose an abnormal amount; almost touching the rim, I was just about shitting myself despite having already just shat out what felt like at least a few litres, but then to my great relief it went back down again.

With a loud, horrible gurgle, the water receded back down the s-bend taking a mass of paper and the unnamed horrors from my posterior with it, leaving only a couple of gnarly skidmarks as evidence of the fierce struggle that had taken place on that shining porcelain battlefield.
A ragged cheer went up; Humanity had been saved and our brave hero lived to fight another day. 

Didn't overflow, didn't have to leave the mess there, didn't have to wake someone up to ask for a plunger. Phew.
That whole ordeal took over an hour at least.

[IronTomato]

That's some pretty scary shit. Glad you're okay.

[Lord Shonus]

Over at a buddy's house for cards, guy decides to leave. I'm parked behind him so I have to move my car. So I back out of the driveway, wait for him to move, and pull back in. All is good.

Just as I turn off the ignition, my passenger door (which was unlocked to get some stuff of the seat) flies open, and I look over to see a blonde girl of about 10-12 halfway in the car who seems to have just realized that she doesn't know me. She leaves, apologizing profusely.

I'm just coming down from the "Oh fuck somebody's trying to steal my car" panic when it hits me that an underage girl tried to get into my car - which is far more terrifying.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Well, at least I know where this person lives.

EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE, BABY

[hops]

Well, at least I know where this person lives.

EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE, BABY

Shh, Pathos. Don't yell.

[Spehss _]

That's some pretty scary shit. Glad you're okay.

That was a crappy pun. _{^{Still made me laugh.}}

[gimli]

things that scared you today.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Eric Blank]

It's no secret that all waterfowl are out to get you.

[Insanegame27]

Hey man, duck. *slaps face* I SAID DUCK! *punches nose* DUCK DAMNIT! I SAID FUCK!

[flabort]

things that scared you today.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQywvhdxpM

[Tawa]

So that thing I posted about in the sad thread turned out reasonably well today. I still couldn't work up the nerve to talk to her (gah, I'm -really shy,) but I did get a much less shy mutual friend to introduce me to her next time we're all in the same place together.

AAAAAA I'M NOT READY

[TheBiggerFish]

So that thing I posted about in the sad thread turned out reasonably well today. I still couldn't work up the nerve to talk to her (gah, I'm -really shy,) but I did get a much less shy mutual friend to introduce me to her next time we're all in the same place together.

AAAAAA I'M NOT READY

Yes you are!  You can do this!  Go you!

[TD1]

You can't do it! The world will end! Devils will devour your family! All hope is lost!

Hrm. Sorry, I felt the urge to bring balance to the force.

Ehmmm... go you Taw! You can do it!

_{P.s. leave a shotgun with your family, they'll need it.}