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[Wrex]

So, who wants to die first? 

[brainfreez]

what would a penguin do if it could fly ?

i guess it would create penguinet , bay12glacier and spend all night talking about fapculas breeding with werewolves .

[Xantalos]

Don't make me bring up the penguin flying game.

[FuzzyZergling]

what would a penguin do if it could fly ?

Catch flying fish, obviously.
Which could be counted as terrifying, and thus on-topic.

[brainfreez]

what if a werewolf and fapcula bite a person at the same time ?

i guess fapcula wouldn't bite , if you know what i mean .

[Wrex]

what if a werewolf and fapcula bite a person at the same time ?

i guess fapcula wouldn't bite , if you know what i mean .

They would die, because I ripped their arm off.

[brainfreez]

what if you used the fapculas method ?

keep posting , i want this thread to reach 666 pages to reflect on our sacred experiments .

[Wrex]

what if you used the fapculas method ?

This is a viscious, inhuman, highly efficent predator we are talking about here. You would be lucky to just lose an arm, and not your head too.

[Loud Whispers]

question: would this attempt at crossbreeding be counted as bestiality?

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bes·ti·al·i·ty/ˌbēsCHēˈalitē/
Noun:   
Savagely cruel or depraved behavior.
Sexual intercourse between a person and an animal.

per·son/ˈpərsən/
Noun:   
A human being regarded as an individual.
Used in legal or formal contexts to refer to an unspecified individual.

Do inter-dimensional eldritch horrors count as unspecified individuals?
*I just realized I now have the definition of bestiality in my google.

Why bay12 yyyyy

I may be fapmaster supreme, but I'm heterosexual, and not into wolves, DAMMIT!

You sure? Wrex looks... Lovely during the full moon.

This is a viscious, inhuman, highly efficent predator we are talking about here. You would be lucky to just lose an arm, and not your head too.

Omnomnom, you dirty rascal you!

[Wrex]

I just took 2d4 int damage from reading that. Fuck you.

[Loud Whispers]

I just took 2d4 int damage from reading that. Fuck you.

♥♥♥ It's so lovely watching Greatorder lose his head for you ♥♥♥

[brainfreez]

i repeat EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVERS  , before this hairy dawg chews on your precious livers , while they are extracting the good stuff out of booze and let you act like freak because of the alcohol level in your veins and arteries of course .

[Xantalos]

Too bad I'm still stuck in this fleshsack, otherwise I could actually do these experiments.

[brainfreez]

what if we all go to Korea , promote ourselves as kings , start a civil war and fly to the space ?

I've heard that one guy did that and now he's president of "north or whatever" Korea .

i might be wrong .

with the help of fapcula we could create cream cakes .

[Xantalos]

what if we all go to Korea , promote ourselves as kings , start a civil war and fly to the space ?

I've heard that one guy did that and now he's president of "north or whatever" Korea .

i might be wrong .

...I see now why you have that reputation.