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[KingofstarrySkies]

* Ultimuh 's eyes dilate and foam froths from his mouth in rage.

M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTITRIGGER

OVERTRIGGER

[NullForceOmega]

* Ultimuh 's eyes dilate and foam froths from his mouth in rage.

M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTITRIGGER

OVERTRIGGER

TRIGGER BREAK

[KingofstarrySkies]

* Ultimuh 's eyes dilate and foam froths from his mouth in rage.

M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTITRIGGER

OVERTRIGGER

TRIGGER BREAK

TRIGTACULAR

[Sirus]

Triggatal Hit?

[Descan]

trigger

trigger

* Ultimuh 's eyes dilate and foam froths from his mouth in rage.

So you're saying the word "trigger" triggers you?

[TD1]

No, he misspelled it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[TheBiggerFish]

trigger

trigger

* Ultimuh 's eyes dilate and foam froths from his mouth in rage.

So you're saying the word "trigger" triggers you?

Let's not trigger a dispute over triggering.

[Helgoland]

Uh, guys? Everyone knows by now that the concept has been abused to hell and back, but some folks do have problems which can accurately be described as 'being triggered'. You probably wouldn't make fun of an Iraq veteran literally soiling his pants because he heard a car backfire, would you?

So please, don't be the same kind of asshole as the folks you're making fun of.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I just found multitrigger funny.

[Yoink]

You called me an asshole and mentioned pants being soiled! As a sufferer of severe coprophobia, I am doubly triggered.

[TheBiggerFish]

*sigh*

Guys, stop it.

[scrdest]

Edit: I found this glossy magazine in our house. When will people learn that uncanny perfection does not equal beauty? Seriously, I had to put it away before I could feel safe eating breakfast.

Spoiler: Proof of lizard aliens? (click to show/hide)

Honestly I think a lot of the problem is that the angular lines of the bones in her facial structure don't match how they tried to pretty her up. They tried to hide them with the forwards bangs, but the angular structure is still very apparent in her chin. I think that if the makeup artists had of taken that structure into effect, rather than trying to hide it, the picture could be a lot better. (She seems like she might be a good candidate more for that "elven" sort of unearthly beauty than the earthy perfect porcelain doll type they are trying out with a face structure like that).

I think it's the eyes, actually. There's a weird white... screen? window? Behind the photographer, and the entire deal is reflected in the model's eyes that makes it literally look like she has eyes with vertical slits, which wouldn't be as bad if she didn't have a particularly dead expression - she doesn't look particularly happy or engaged, she looks like she has flashbacks to the time where she saw an innocent village slaughtered by glitter. Or maybe it's a Macbeth kinda thing, 'OUT, DAMNED GLITTER!'.

When you have a thousand-yard-stare AND the light's playing a trick on the way your eyes look like that, plus the bone structure thing, it looks less pleasing and more like a female Thin Man.

[ChairmanPoo]

Considering the kind of  terrible pun cascades that usually take place around here I find it kind of absurd to start beating the bush around some guys starting a pun cascade about tigers

[Orange Wizard]

The pun cascades tend to go downhill pretty quick

[Yoink]

The pun cascades tend to go downhill pretty quick

A lot of us just tend to gravitate towards them.