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[Orange Wizard]

I never said I was constantly thirsty. :U

reading comprehension you jerk

I read this as "I was constantly jerking" for some reason

[scrdest]

I've been having to go to the bathroom to pee a lot more in the last month or so. o-o

* Descan dies of ten thousand cancers.

I don't want to alarm you, but if you're constantly thirsty then you may be developing diabetes.
I mean, you are very sweet...

I never said I was constantly thirsty. :U

reading comprehension you jerk

I think that was more of a conditional 'if it is this way, plus X you didn't mention'.

[Yoink]

Trying to checkout an online purchase and it's taking a very, very long time to load.
I know I'm connected to the internet, everything else is loading. Stupid shitty websites... at least I hadn't entered any passwords yet.

[Haspen]

Sighted second boar this winter.

This one was 30 meters away from nearest apartment building so I sent a note to police department that the wild animals are getting too close to comfort.

Damned wildlife, your forest is 30 minutes away, shoo.

* Haspen huddles in corner ;n;

[GiglameshDespair]

Sighted second boar this winter.

This one was 30 meters away from nearest apartment building so I sent a note to police department that the wild animals are getting too close to comfort.

Damned wildlife, your forest is 30 minutes away, shoo.

* Haspen huddles in corner ;n;

Punch it into porkchops like a man

[TheBiggerFish]

Like a Steve?, you mean?

[Loud Whispers]

Reminder to not eat wild boar in the France to Ukraine region and everything in between because the boar devour roots that draw in metals still infused with the glory of Chernobyl's fallout (I'm being dead serious though, eating them can cause cancer to develop in your pituitary glands and everywhere else really), and this warning will last for about 50 years onwards into the future
Radioactive woooooo

[Helgoland]

Eh, as long as you don't go full-on Obelix on the buggers you're probably gonna be fine.

[Graknorke]

5 hours to write a few thousand words and I don't know if I am able to do it.

[Loud Whispers]

Eh, as long as you don't go full-on Obelix on the buggers you're probably gonna be fine.

Helgoland confirmed for Chernobyl boar industry shill
Also anti-Asterix shill
Illuminati confirmed?

[Yoink]

Apparently my friends and housemates have decided to become amateur electricians. Hrmm.

[Amperzand]

How much will the damage cost to repair?

[Rolan7]

Housemate problems:  Solved?

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I am the light
I am the cosmic testacle

I forgot I made this

[Orange Wizard]

It's beautiful.