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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15210 on: December 23, 2015, 09:22:06 pm »

Peter The Great != The Apostle Peter/The Pope Peter.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15211 on: December 23, 2015, 09:25:38 pm »

Constantly attributing quote ,,Beat your children in their youth so you dont get ashamed, when they grow up" to Peter the great, implying that great man dont tells shit.(I could never find the source of this quote however)
There's a passage like that in the Bible (basically "discipline your children so they don't grow up to be colossal dickweeds"), but I can't remember if it was Peter or Paul or someone else, and I have no idea if Peter the Great is the same as the apostle Peter.

Peter the Great was a Russian monarch. Peter the apostle is a figure in the Christian bible who was a disciple of Jesus. They didn't even live in the same millenium.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15212 on: December 23, 2015, 09:36:21 pm »

Yeah, what Shadowlord said.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15213 on: December 23, 2015, 09:41:06 pm »

I thought quoting the Bible was a stretch, but why the sod would a conservative Muslim lady be quoting a a Russian tsar?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15214 on: December 23, 2015, 09:43:27 pm »

because russia stronk and welcome all into arms of glorious russian reich if they but serve the fatherland
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15215 on: December 23, 2015, 09:57:03 pm »

But russians remove reichs from the premises

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15216 on: December 24, 2015, 09:57:34 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15217 on: December 24, 2015, 10:02:01 pm »

Oh dear.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15218 on: December 24, 2015, 10:08:08 pm »

Not even magma will save us now.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15219 on: December 25, 2015, 12:11:32 am »

I'm sure that dropping them 30 z-levels onto a hard stone floor (or spikes if you want to be sure) will still be just as fatal as it was in the past.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15220 on: December 25, 2015, 12:20:37 am »

100% mortality starts at 25 z-levels, according to the study done on the matter. But then again, given the number of times updating this game has inadvertently rendered something either practically or actually immortal I'm skeptical.

In fact, if I remember correctly all four major releases before .42 had something unkillable, from giant sponges to bronze colossi. This one could well have something too, and it would be truly appropriate for it to be giant fucking elephants.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15221 on: December 25, 2015, 05:24:11 am »

Magma flow purges all.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15222 on: December 25, 2015, 05:25:48 am »

See, you say that, but I remember a certain issue with removing body fat and swimming in the great magma sea.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15223 on: December 25, 2015, 05:32:40 am »

And some things just don't care. The real universal problem solver is massive cave-in traps.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15224 on: December 25, 2015, 05:36:07 am »

As the size of the volcano increases, the number of problems it is incapable of solving approaches zero. Words to live by.
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