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[Xantalos]

I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

[Zaerosz]

I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.

[Ultimuh]

I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.

Fanfics about a character who eats another?
I am kind of disturbed by the mind of whoever would write that.
Then again.. It doesn't surprise me since it's a fanfic.

[Slayerhero90]

I'm like a moth to a electrical fence with creepypasta. It's bad for me as I scare easily, but I NEED MOAR!

Anyways, somehow I was even LESS scared of slendy after that creepypasta adventure. I think I'm gaining immunity to fear of him the more I read of him.

[Xantalos]

I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.

Fanfics about a character who eats another?
I am kind of disturbed by the mind of whoever would write that.
Then again.. It doesn't surprise me since it's a fanfic.

To be fair, this guy WAS a complete monster, so yeah. And thank you, Zaerosz.

[MaximumZero]

I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.

Fanfics about a character who eats another?
I am kind of disturbed by the mind of whoever would write that.

"Hello, Clarice."

[Zaerosz]

I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.

Fanfics about a character who eats another?
I am kind of disturbed by the mind of whoever would write that.
Then again.. It doesn't surprise me since it's a fanfic.

It's not ABOUT a character who eats another. Though the eater DOES play a fairly important role.

[Xantalos]

All the same: dragon veal. Want it.

[Hanslanda]

All the same: dragon veal. Want it.

Imagine the price. Veal is expensive enough. I imagine DRAGON veal would be something on the order of a couple hundred dollars a pound.

[Xantalos]

But dear god it would be worth it. Also, I think my rational mind is dead or something because now I can't stop thinking about what various things from the MLP fim universe would taste like. Sautéed alicorn, barbecued draconequus, smoked manticore; yummy yummy yummy!

[kaijyuu]

It'd make an interesting fic, to say the least. A human comes to Equestria... to eat everyone in it. And not the usual definition of "eat" when it comes to fanfiction, either.

Though I suppose it could be turned into a vore fic...

[penguinofhonor]

We really can't discuss ponies without turning it into a horrible fetish fic thread. Wow.

[Zaerosz]

But dear god it would be worth it. Also, I think my rational mind is dead or something because now I can't stop thinking about what various things from the MLP fim universe would taste like. Sautéed alicorn, barbecued draconequus, smoked manticore; yummy yummy yummy!

This is starting to remind me of my repeated musings on Pokemon edibility. I mean there are no other animals on the entire goddamn planet, it looks like, and yet they still eat meat and fish and stuff. Tauros steak would be great, I think. Or Bouffalant, or Miltank. And you could probably make vitamin supplements out of Azurill tails and/or Cherubi...

[DarkWolfXV]

Yeah, Greek myth is full of mindfucks like that.

But they are really fun.

[Vorthon]

But dear god it would be worth it. Also, I think my rational mind is dead or something because now I can't stop thinking about what various things from the MLP fim universe would taste like. Sautéed alicorn, barbecued draconequus, smoked manticore; yummy yummy yummy!

This is starting to remind me of my repeated musings on Pokemon edibility. I mean there are no other animals on the entire goddamn planet, it looks like, and yet they still eat meat and fish and stuff. Tauros steak would be great, I think. Or Bouffalant, or Miltank. And you could probably make vitamin supplements out of Azurill tails and/or Cherubi...

Is it wrong that the first thing that pops into my head when somebody mentions Pokemon edibility is 'Pikachu kabobs'?

Yeah, Greek myth is full of mindfucks like that.

But they are really fun.

Well of course. Although, I'm more of a fan of Norse mythology.