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[i2amroy]

my CV is way better than I feel like it should be

Not that it matters because you've already submitted it, but I know that at least in America you don't necessarily have to put all your entire work experience and education, and in fact are often expected to tailor it to only include the important things later in life. I know people who have done things like leave off the fact that they have a PhD, simply because they are (rightly) afraid of being judged overqualified; as long as you don't actually put anything fake on there there isn't a problem with leaving things off.

[Arx]

It's not that I feel I'm overqualified, it's just that some of the things I can legitimately say terrify me. When did that happen?!

[Loud Whispers]

Fucking sock wasps fucking fuck

[Loud Whispers]

To clarify I am referring to wasps that reside in your socks

[IcyTea31]

If you evict them from your socks, soon they'll be residing in your underwear.

[Spehss _]

Fucking sock wasps fucking fuck

To clarify I am referring to wasps that reside in your socks

Get some sock spiderbros.

[KingofstarrySkies]

If you evict them from your socks, soon they'll be residing in your underwear.

or we could just murder them

[GiglameshDespair]

If you evict them from your socks, soon they'll be residing in your underwear.

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[Eric Blank]

This reminds me of the time I was stuck on the couch for two days because I stepped on a wasp and my foot swelled up to silly proportions. Couldn't walk, could only hobble about. No point going upstairs to my room, I'd have to hobble back down for everything else. But hey, good excuse to sit inside and play videogames/watch all the TV.

I was like 8-9 at the time, my feet were tiny and wimpy as it was. I go barefoot on the lawn ONE GODDAMN TIME.

[Morrigi]

I stepped on a hornet last summer, it got into my basement somehow. Was not fun at all, but I was more or less fine by the next day.

[i2amroy]

Strange, I've been stung by a wasp before (once when it was on the back of my head, once a dead one that was lying on the laundry room floor) and both times it just hurt like the dickens for a half hour or so, and then was totally fine.

[Loud Whispers]

Strange, I've been stung by a wasp before (once when it was on the back of my head, once a dead one that was lying on the laundry room floor) and both times it just hurt like the dickens for a half hour or so, and then was totally fine.

Same, it wasn't my sock the wasp was in
There's also some weird thing where the more you get stung the more you become sensitive to the toxin, to the point where people started off resistant and ended up allergic

Human biology isn't perfect

[Orange Wizard]

Yeah but we can just cure the allergies via exposure therapy.

[IcyTea31]

I know exposure therapy works, but it is a little silly to fight fire with fire.

Doctor: "You're becoming more allergic to this toxin the more you're exposed to it? MORE EXPOSURE!"

[Orange Wizard]

That was supposed to be a joke.

it is a little silly to fight fire with fire.

Which is why the fire department usually uses water.