Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[hops]

I got absolutely terrified when my neighbor's dog bit me! Well, it's kind of my fault... I made it angry.


Yes, it was today. I was just hanging out when he bit me on the arm. I think I have rabies.


I hope that I survive. I don't own pets, and that's why I'm so terrified.


Good thing is, that I paid a visit to the hospital. I think I'll feel alright. 

Stay safe, and don't look at microphotographs of the rabies virus.

They just look like microdildos.

[hops]

This is why people should use anal toys.

[Eric Blank]

Are spiky dragon dildos also allowed? Surely they don't resemble any microbes.

[hops]

If you want dragon rabies.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...ew

[Adragis]

I was out in the park yesterday, and of course, there were a bunch of flies and midges.
Fortunately, nobody was really troubled by them.
Unfortunately, that's because they all chose to hover over my head like one of those cartoon storm clouds. Me exclusively, everywhere I went (until we drove away). Nobody else had this, and they even stayed there after it started raining. I'm now worried I am either a) the literal Lord of the Flies or more likely b) there is something in my tangled mess of hair that attracts flies or whatever.

[Tawa]

I knew it all along! You really are a severed pig's head!

In all seriousness, those things can't get enough of me, either. I think it's the hair.

[Amperzand]

Speaking as a person with often unkempt hair, small biting insects seem to find an irresistible attraction to my blood. Being somewhat allergic to the fuckers, of course, makes it even more fun.

[ArKFallen]

there is something in my tangled mess of hair that attracts flies or whatever.

In all seriousness, those things can't get enough of me, either. I think it's the hair.

The sugar+misc you gradually sweat out is probably more noticeable in your hair then anywhere else n the vicinity. WTF, there's even a wikipedia article.

Speaking as a person with often unkempt hair, small biting insects seem to find an irresistible attraction to my blood. Being somewhat allergic to the fuckers, of course, makes it even more fun.

Seems you drew the shit stick for gut bacteria or you aren't well adapted to your diet.

[Jopax]

THINGU!

[Orange Wizard]

THINGU!

I felt a sudden burst of nostalgia for the old Thing movie.

[Calidovi]

I was out in the park yesterday, and of course, there were a bunch of flies and midges.
Fortunately, nobody was really troubled by them.
Unfortunately, that's because they all chose to hover over my head like one of those cartoon storm clouds. Me exclusively, everywhere I went (until we drove away). Nobody else had this, and they even stayed there after it started raining. I'm now worried I am either a) the literal Lord of the Flies or more likely b) there is something in my tangled mess of hair that attracts flies or whatever.

Just make sure you wash your hair frequently, I used to have that problem but then I spent more time keeping my hair in order.

[scrdest]

We are all going to starve to death because we are killing the bees.

You should become a journalist.

[Calidovi]

We can type in Comic Sans? I'm not ready for this.

[LordSlowpoke]

it hasn't even begun