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[Eric Blank]

A truly horrendous crime! Forgiveness is inconceivable at this point. We have no choice. Arkfallen must be ostrasized!

* Eric Blank initiates shunning program

(don't worry, dudebro. Ants have only enough nervous tissue to convert a "I am injured" input into a "bite the fucker and SQUIRM" output, not enough to suffer, to understand, to regret, or to otherwise experience emotional distress. Then again, considering how incredibly tiny their little bodies are and the miniscule amount of room-temperature water contained therein to insulate them from the great flood of boiling water without, they may not have even had time to complete the conversion process before ceasing to be. There are worse ways for the little cunts to go.)

[Loud Whispers]

The worst is when they take delicious sugar home, and mark it for more workers. The workers arrive to take all the delicious sugar they can carry until it is all gone. The hive is rich with this delicious sugar, they feed it to their young, they feed it to their queen, they eat it themselves. But then the delicious sugar turns out to be poison and it's too late, the Hive is mortally wounded. They don't even know it's poison. There's just that one ant screaming the lead pipes will kill you whilst the hive keeps munching on that delicious sugar.

[Calidovi]

The worst is when they take delicious sugar home, and mark it for more workers. The workers arrive to take all the delicious sugar they can carry until it is all gone. The hive is rich with this delicious sugar, they feed it to their young, they feed it to their queen, they eat it themselves. But then the delicious sugar turns out to be poison and it's too late, the Hive is mortally wounded. They don't even know it's poison. There's just that one ant screaming the lead pipes will kill you whilst the hive keeps munching on that delicious sugar.

Ignorant fools!

[Cthulufaic]

( There are worse ways for the little cunts to go.)

And by worse you mean metal as fuck, right?

They're basically just recreating that one Starwars prequel and that one scene in Terminator at the same time.

[Orange Wizard]

metal as fuck

That seems very literal.

[Eric Blank]

I take everything literally.

Except metaphors.

Found the channel for Grant Thompson - "The King of Random" through that video. And now, home made arc welders, smelting furnaces and projectile launchers everywhere!

[Dunamisdeos]

I just boiled a fuck ton of ants. They were on my back porch. They had made a debris pile their home and I had to bag it up so I made sure to get as few bugs as possible by washing them off the parts I collected. The debris bag was moved to the porch and the ants eventually followed across the yard.

What freaks me out is that I just straight off decided murder them. I thought of a solution to my worry(establishing themselves near the house) and just ran with it nonchalantly. "Oh the ants are near my house. Let's boil some water and spread it over them."

F*** ants.

[TD1]

Eh. I wouldn't have killed them unless they were a serious, serious bother. Like, they crept into your mouth while you slept and made the house structurally unsound, or something.

[Calidovi]

I made a DeviantArt account for fun and realized that there is a large percentage of legitimately good art there.

[Eric Blank]

There's also porn. Lots of "art" indeed.

[Orange Wizard]

Eh. I wouldn't have killed them unless they were a serious, serious bother. Like, they crept into your mouth while you slept and made the house structurally unsound, or something.

Like, ants crawling all over your house? I'd consider that a serious bother. Not to mention unhygienic.

[EnigmaticHat]

There's also porn. Lots of "art" indeed.

Nothing wrong with that, as long as it stays contained to its own little corner of the internet.

(also accidentally appropriate to thread title?  There's some weird shit on that site)

[Eric Blank]

You don't accidentally the whole thread title in cases like this.

Clarification: it IS terrifying.

[Gentlefish]

...fire ants are a nuisance always and everywhere. See a fireant in the middle of a field that no one walk around? KILL THEM WITH FIRE BECAUSE FUCK FIRE ANTS.

[GiglameshDespair]

But they're fire ants, you have to use a different type of elemental damage!