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[Scelly9]

It's not just Britain.

Seriously, one of the reasons I homeschool down here is that nearly every day somebody get beat up in the highschool.

[FuzzyZergling]

I used to get bullied in junior high, but it dried up when I got to highschool and I could form a group with all the other bully-able people and nobody knew me well enough to dislike me.

[Slayerhero90]

All of these happened yesterday.

1. BILL HADER'S SMILE. When you see it, you don't think "Oh! He's the vet!" You think "ODEARGODHE'SGOINGTOMURDERTHEFAMILYANDWEARTHEIRFACESASFUNNYHATSGETOUTWHILEYOUCANHEYHE'STALKINGohhe'sthevet."

2. I don't trust myself around pennies anymore. 5 seconds after picking it up it was in my nose. Luckily, my nose was runny and snot works as a nasal lubricant for when you want round copper+zinc discs out of your nose.

3. Still horrified of Operator.

[Darvi]

The Operator's not that bad, especially if you don't see him, because it means he has no interest in you.

[MaximumZero]

2. I don't trust myself around pennies anymore. 5 seconds after picking it up it was in my nose. Luckily, my nose was runny and snot works as a nasal lubricant for when you want round copper+zinc discs out of your nose.

What..I don't even...my three year old doesn't even do that! *facepalm*

[Hanslanda]

2. I don't trust myself around pennies anymore. 5 seconds after picking it up it was in my nose. Luckily, my nose was runny and snot works as a nasal lubricant for when you want round copper+zinc discs out of your nose.

What..I don't even...my three year old doesn't even do that! *facepalm*

Why would you place something inside your nose? Ahem, I can't say that, some of the things I've done, the instructions were, "Place directly on brain, enjoy sensation."

[Urist Imiknorris]

I originally read pennies as penises and that made for a rather strange post.

[Hanslanda]

I originally read pennies as penises and that made for a rather strange post.

Someone pass the brain bleach please.

[Urist Imiknorris]

No.

[Loud Whispers]

If you stare long enough, those eyes open.
And in that infinitely small amount of time...
Those eyes search the very matter of your existence,
and you will know the true meaning of fear.

[kaenneth]

I used to get bullied in junior high, but it dried up when I got to highschool and I could form a group with all the other bully-able people and nobody knew me well enough to dislike me.

My schools solution to bullying was to excuse me from class 3 minute early every day, so I would have a head start.

[kaijyuu]

I used to get bullied in junior high, but it dried up when I got to highschool and I could form a group with all the other bully-able people and nobody knew me well enough to dislike me.

My schools solution to bullying was to excuse me from class 3 minute early every day, so I would have a head start.

Gives the bullies a challenge. It's more fun that way.

[Blargityblarg]

If they were really sporting, they'd have given you a bag of caltrops.

[crazysheep]

This:

Uploading.... Uploading.... Uploading.... Uploading.... Uploading...

Am a bit too paranoid atm.

[Scelly9]

Fucking hell. Dream are fucking me up at the moment.