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[Yoink]

This movie is so terrible it's terrifying. o________________o

AAAAGHH IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE

THEY ADD MORE AND MORE CHARACTERS FOR NO REASON
AND EACH ONE HAS DIALOGUE MORE AWKWARD AND NONSENSICAL THAN THE LAST

[Tawa]

What are you watching?

[Yoink]

What are you watching?

The Law of Violence.
I'm pretty sure it's the worst movie I've ever seen- even worse than Space Raiders. I don't know how much more of this I can take.

[Tawa]

Worst I've ever seen was probably either The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy or Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

[Yoink]

Don't you mean Planet of the Prehistoric Women?
This is worse. Much worse.

[Tawa]

No, I mean Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

[Yoink]

Well, I'll have to watch it and compare the two once if my mind ever recovers from this torture.

[Tawa]

PLOT TWIST: There aren't actually any women from the prehistoric planet.

And "The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy" has the entire first two thirds of the film be a series of friggin' flashbacks, involving heavy and unrealistic usage of hypnotism. The titular robot doesn't even appear until the mandatory protracted villain-monologue.

[Orange Wizard]

Is it worse than The Holy Mountain?

[Yoink]

It sounds like these movies fail with some pizazz, though. So bizarrely bad it's amusing, or something.
This is the sort of thing you use as a torture method. There has been, quite literally, a single scene which wasn't completely terrible- and it was still pretty damn bad.

[Tawa]

Is it worse than The Holy Mountain?

Considering that Wikipedia tells me The Holy Mountain has a cult following, yes.

It sounds like these movies fail with some pizazz, though. So bizarrely bad it's amusing, or something.
This is the sort of thing you use as a torture method. There has been, quite literally, a single scene which wasn't completely terrible- and it was still pretty damn bad.

What, like forcing an RPG geek to play FATAL?

[Yoink]

Pretty much!

[Tawa]

Yoink, hell's right over there if you need something less hardcore.

[Yoink]

I was planning on doing stuff with my day, but after watching that I think I'll just go sleep until I recover.

[Furtuka]

This whole time I've been making my cup ramen incorrectly. You're not suppose to directly microwave it ._.