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[mainiac]

Sounds like a tall order.

Please report to the department of awesome and pick up your internet, sir.

[Nikov]

CONSTITUTIONALISM: You have two cows. The town takes a bucket of milk to pay for fences, the state takes a bucket of milk to pay for roads, and the country takes a bucket of milk to pay soldiers on the Canadian-American border forts. Its great for a while, but too beautiful to survive.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Creepocracy: You have two cows why the hell are they greSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-*BOOM*

[The Doctor]

Canadian-American border forts.

What, do you think we're going to invade you guys with our socialized health care and our gay marriage and our constitutional monarchy?


Oooga booga booga!

[Realmfighter]

We did it before and we can do it again.

[Zrk2]

We burned your White House bitches!

[Nikov]

Really, that's more embarassing for us.

[Shrugging Khan]

Posthumanism: You have two humans. You are a cow.

[Earthquake Damage]

Posthumanism: Two cows have you.

Fixed?

[Korbac]

PIRATEOCRACY: Well, thar beef be almost gone an' thar's only two flaggons of milk left. Shiver me timbers! A Royal Navy boat full o' livestock! Avast, lads, there be booty inbound!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

PIRATEOCRACY: Well, thar beef be almost gone an' thar's only two flaggons of milk left. Shiver me timbers! A Royal Navy boat full o' livestock! Avast, lads, there be booty inbound!

PIRATEOCRACY-REALISM MODE: Unfortunately, your lads are already dead from scurvy. And being shot in the face. By you. When they tried to mutiny because they were all dying of scurvy and you still had a secret orange stash. The Royal Navy ship sees the Jolly Rodger you so foolishly raised instead of a nation's flag, and board the ship, taking you alive. After a token trial you are hung for your crimes, and your body thrown to rot in the wilderness. Three-hundred years later, people on the internet talk about how cool they thought your job was.

[Sergius]

Posthumanism: Two cows have you.

Fixed?

A cow has two of you?

[AntiAntiMatter]

PIRATEOCRACY: Well, thar beef be almost gone an' thar's only two flaggons of milk left. Shiver me timbers! A Royal Navy boat full o' livestock! Avast, lads, there be booty inbound!

PIRATEOCRACY-REALISM MODE: Unfortunately, your lads are already dead from scurvy. And being shot in the face. By you. When they tried to mutiny because they were all dying of scurvy and you still had a secret orange stash. The Royal Navy ship sees the Jolly Rodger you so foolishly raised instead of a nation's flag, and board the ship, taking you alive. After a token trial you are hung for your crimes, and your body thrown to rot in the wilderness. Three-hundred years later, people on the internet talk about how cool they thought your job was.

And those people argue over whether you or some sect of assassins, spies and saboteurs you probably never heard of were better. 

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[AntiAntiMatter]

PIRATEOCRACY: Well, thar beef be almost gone an' thar's only two flaggons of milk left. Shiver me timbers! A Royal Navy boat full o' livestock! Avast, lads, there be booty inbound!

PIRATEOCRACY-REALISM MODE: Unfortunately, your lads are already dead from scurvy. And being shot in the face. By you. When they tried to mutiny because they were all dying of scurvy and you still had a secret orange stash. The Royal Navy ship sees the Jolly Rodger you so foolishly raised instead of a nation's flag, and board the ship, taking you alive. After a token trial you are hung for your crimes, and your body thrown to rot in the wilderness. Three-hundred years later, people on the internet talk about how cool they thought your job was.

And those people argue over whether you or some sect of assassins, spies and saboteurs you probably never heard of were better.

And the relatively sensible ones conclude that whichever one decides to be made out of metal first is superior. This does not bode well for the sanity of anyone involved.

What sanity?