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[Aklyon]

Tautology (literal): You are taut. Therefore, your name is Olgy.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Grahmocracy: You have so many cows that even the number of how many cows you have in standard or scientific form can't fit in the universe. As such, you make some representation for this absurdly large number of cows up and try to convince all of your farmer friends that it's valid. You then begin to suspect that the total on your tax form that you made this number up for might actually be 12.

[Argembarger]

Darklingocracy: You have two black and gray cows, which are clearly far superior to the standard blue and white cows.

Derpocracy: You have two herps. They herp until you derp. The government derps and herps, and derp spreads to consume the world with herp.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Coreocracy: You understand the superiority complex of the Darkling cow owners drives them to buy such inferor cows to your own.

[Argembarger]

eecummingsocracy:
you have two cows in a pretty cow town
you milk them and carry the milk with you(you carry it in
your pail)you are never without it
mil
king wh
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MILK LACTOSEFULLY WHEN
if you like my cows let them
graze in the evening,a little behind you

then people will say
"Along this road i saw a farmer pass
on his way to milk his cows(it was
toward nightfall)with tall and ignorant farmhands."

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Gatsbyocracy: You get rich off of smuggling illegal moonshine cows into the country and go from a low-ranking officer to one of the richest enigmatic figures in the nation, all in the name of impressing some heartless woman who never cared for you. She then kills someone and you let the deceased's husband believe you did it, and allow him to kill you. Then your best friend and a single party-goer what the hell this isn't a system of government at all.

[Argembarger]

Catcher In The Rocracy:

Kill John Lennon.

[Rotten]

Lovecraftocracy: You have two cows. After eating grass from the meteor crater, their milk now is colors not of this earth and they look awfully gray and brittle. You also feel a strange urge to jump in the well.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Doomocracy: Ah, what a wonderful morning on Phobos. Well, time to milk the space co-WHAT THE HELL
QUIT SHOOTING AT ME JOHN, WHAT THE HELL
OH SHIT DEMONS
*BLAMBLAMBLAMMOTHERFUCKERS*
I KEEEL ALL OF YOUO
HEY LOOK A PENTAGRA-WHATHEFUC
OH GOD IM DEAD
NO IM NOT DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
WOOHO I WIN
HE LOOK IM ON DEMOS NO IM NOT
THIS IS HELL
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SERIOUSLY THIS SUCKS
DIE ALL OF YOU
DIE SPIDER MASTERMIND THINGY
I WIN
BACK TO EARTH NOW-

DAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

[ChairmanPoo]

Kimilsungcrazy: Who needs milk when you can bask in the nourishing glory of the Dear Leader?!?!

[Argembarger]

Nukemocracy: You have no cows, they've been made into Duke Burgers. Besides, you're too badass for dairy farming. Maintaining all these babes is hard work. You shot a hooker, and she exploded into money, but then you got swarmed by alien scum and killed.

LET'S ROCK. (ungh, ungh, ungh, where is it?)

[Mindmaker]

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?

[Aklyon]

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?

Yes, but have you not seen the repeats?

[Argembarger]

Nihilocracy: You had two cows, but they didn't matter. Nothing matters. Now they're gone, just like you and everything else will be someday.

Ninja'docracy: You have two cows, and were really excited about milking them, when you went out and found someone else had already milked them and left the milk on your porch.

[Leafsnail]

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?

Who cares?