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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #120 on: November 28, 2010, 01:53:16 pm »

Generaldisscusocracy: You have two cows. You constantly talk about what makes you sad/happy/angry about them, whenever you aren't debating their socio-political uses with other cow-owners as you attempt to discredit their arguments with backhanded comments about lacking cited sources.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #121 on: November 28, 2010, 01:56:01 pm »

Futurofthecowocracy: You have two cows, you constantly ask questions and have discussions about potential improvements to the cows, recieving regular answerdumps from God.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #122 on: November 28, 2010, 02:01:15 pm »

LifeAdviceocracy: Cows come from all around to share random problems and ask for help, and around half of the questions lead to massive flame wars friendly and civil debates, even when the cows aren't trollin'.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #123 on: November 28, 2010, 02:02:49 pm »

You mustn't forget most of those cows being accused of being trolls.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #124 on: November 28, 2010, 02:14:33 pm »

4chanocracy - You have two cows. You accuse them of being trolls. They accuse you of being a troll.

In the end you find you all are trolls.
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« Reply #125 on: November 28, 2010, 02:37:22 pm »

Idiocracy: You have two cows. You are too stupid to do anything with them, and go pleasure yourself while watching someone cut meatloaf with their feet. The cows die because the grass died when watered with sports drink.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #126 on: November 28, 2010, 03:07:09 pm »

Memocracy: Someone heard you like cows, so they put a cow in your cow, and gave it mad cow disease.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #127 on: November 28, 2010, 03:13:21 pm »

Memocracy: Someone heard you like cows, so they put a cow in your cow, and gave it mad cow disease.
Not sure if you made that up, but it's pretty good.  Heh.
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« Reply #128 on: November 28, 2010, 03:47:49 pm »

Freudalism: You have two cows. The government convinces you that you bought the cows because they look attractive to your sick, perverted mind.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #129 on: November 28, 2010, 03:54:49 pm »

Tautology:  You have two cows, therefore two cows belong to you.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #130 on: November 28, 2010, 04:04:01 pm »

Catechism: You have two cows. Written on them is a long list of rules nobody cares about.

e: Zoroastrianism: You have two fat cows. To get them to the slaughterhouse you have to cross a rickety bridge.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #131 on: November 28, 2010, 04:20:36 pm »

Zenoism: You have two cows, but because you must have one cow, 1 1/2 cow, 1 3/4 cow and so on, you have infinite cows and can never get your morning chores done.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #132 on: November 28, 2010, 04:24:39 pm »

Nonexistencism-You have two nonexistent cows, but the point is moot, because you don't exist.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #133 on: November 28, 2010, 04:33:55 pm »

Tautology:  You have two cows, therefore you have two cows.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #134 on: November 28, 2010, 04:59:48 pm »

DESUOCRACY: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

XYOCRACY: You have two X. The government tells you to milk your two Xs. There's plenty of Y to go around.

YCARCOCRACY: .dnuora og ot klim fo ytnelp s'erehT .swoc owt ruoy klim ot uoy sllet tnemnrevog ehT .swoc owt evah uoY

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