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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Painocracy-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Aklyon]

Painocracy-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is that you or the cows?

[inteuniso]

Painocracy-Quote

Is that you or the cows?

Cows go moo.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Foundatocracy-You have two keter-class cows. You must [DATA EXPUNGED] before it results in an XK-Class End-Of-The-World-Scenario, CK-Class Restructuring Scenario, or EK-Class Retroactive-Nonexistance-Scenario due to critical levels of [DATA EXPUNGED] countered using On-Site nuclear warheads as the first resort should containment be breached. Given the gravity of this situation, acceptable projected fatalities for a successful re-containment are: D-Class-100%, Level 0-100%, Level 1-90%, Level 2-75%, Level 3-60%, Level 4-45%, Level 5-20%. O5-3/13.

[Aqizzar]

COMPUTEROCRACY - You have two cows.  You are shot by the Troubleshooters for practicing Capitalism, and you and the cows are thrown in the recycling vats for food.  All glory to Friend Computer.

[MrWiggles]

Foundatocracy-You have two keter-class cows. You must [DATA EXPUNGED] before it results in an XK-Class End-Of-The-World-Scenario, CK-Class Restructuring Scenario, or EK-Class Retroactive-Nonexistance-Scenario due to critical levels of [DATA EXPUNGED] countered using On-Site nuclear warheads as the first resort should containment be breached. Given the gravity of this situation, acceptable projected fatalities for a successful re-containment are: D-Class-100%, Level 0-100%, Level 1-90%, Level 2-75%, Level 3-60%, Level 4-45%, Level 5-20%. O5-3/13.

SPC XD

[The Doctor]

Piratocracy: Yaaaar, there be white gold in them there udders! Avast, take hold of the booty, boys!



 

[scriver]

Voltaireism: You have two cows, but have to cultivate your garden.

[Vector]

Sartreism: You have two cows, but are nauseated by this farming existence, pressed upon you by a cruel reality.  The worst part is other people's cows.  Often, you feel like you're in hell when you have to deal with them.

Not to be confused with Camusism, which emphasizes the ability of the individual to alter his destiny by milking cows, and is against marriage to women.  Cows are fine, though.

[Muz]

I swear I saw that on a t-shirt.

Capitalism: You have two cows. The highest bidder gets to milk the cows. They then pay you to milk the cows and sell the milk back to you at 1.2 times the price.

American capitalism: You have two cows. Someone give you breadcrumbs in exchange for the milk. After a while, they kill you in the name of giving the cows liberty, and milk the cows all for themselves.

Japanese capitalism: You have two cows. They hire robots to milk all the cows, and slap a cute logo on the milk.

Chinese capitalism: You have two cows. They hire people to milk the cows for a few cents an hour and sell the milk for twice as many cents. Then they buy more and more cows, and start restaurants all over the world to sell the meat off the cows that fainted from overmilking.

[Tsarwash]

Sartrism. You have two cows therefore you are.

[Vector]

Wouldn't that be Descartism?

[DJ]

I was referring to how capitalism should work. No punchline needed as I endorse laissiez-faire captialism.

You have two cows. Your neighbour with larger reserves of milk sells milk at loss, causing you to lose all business and go bankrupt. You are forced to sell your cows to him, and then when he has all the cows he jacks the milk price up to five times the initial price.

[ECrownofFire]

State Capitalism: You have two cows that the government pays you to take care of. The milk that they produce goes to the government, who then sell it back to you.

[Tsarwash]

Wouldn't that be Descartism?

Of course it would. D'oh. And that was post morning coffee too. I must be going senile.