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Author Topic: Politics "Explained"  (Read 13516 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2010, 09:21:45 pm »
This thread is now at least twice as awesome as it started as.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2010, 09:23:12 pm »
ORWELLIANOCRACY PROLE EDITION: You have no cows. You subside on cheep booze, drugs, porn, and bad writing because you have no concept of culture or class. Only you and animals are free.

ORWELLIANOCRACY INNER PARTY EDITION: You take all the milk from the tortured Outer Party members. All Hail Big Brother!
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2010, 09:23:47 pm »
I like mine better.

ORWELLIANOCRACY: You have two cows, you get two more cows. You now have five cows.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2010, 09:24:22 pm »
Quote from: CrownofFire on November 27, 2010, 09:23:47 pm
I like mine better.

ORWELLIANOCRACY: You have two cows, you get two more cows. You now have five cows.
wait, what?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2010, 09:32:02 pm »
Quote from: CrownofFire on November 27, 2010, 09:23:47 pm
ORWELLIANOCRACY: You had only two cows, unfortunately they had to be used by the party for the glory of the country. However, you still have thirty - two cows left, so don't worry, everything is great.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2010, 09:41:03 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 27, 2010, 09:24:22 pm
Quote from: CrownofFire on November 27, 2010, 09:23:47 pm
I like mine better.

ORWELLIANOCRACY: You have two cows, you get two more cows. You now have five cows.
wait, what?
Two plus two is five.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2010, 09:41:22 pm »
Too much Orwell.

HUXLEOCRACY: You have two cows, but everybody's too busy having sex to milk them.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2010, 09:41:33 pm »
ORWELLIANOCRACY: Eastasia stole your cows! Quick, sing the Hate Song! For the eternal glory of Oceania and Big Brother!
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2010, 09:43:18 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 27, 2010, 09:21:45 pm
This thread is now at least twice as awesome as it started as.

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2010, 09:44:21 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 27, 2010, 09:21:45 pm
This thread is now at least thrice as awesome as it started as.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2010, 09:44:25 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 27, 2010, 09:41:33 pm
ORWELLIANOCRACY: Eastasia Eurasia stole your cows! Quick, sing the Hate Song! For the eternal glory of Oceania and Big Brother!
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2010, 09:45:34 pm »
I like how you had to quote yourself to make an edit.

e: no sarcasm
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2010, 09:47:39 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 27, 2010, 09:44:25 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 27, 2010, 09:41:33 pm
ORWELLIANOCRACY: Both Eastasia and Eurasia stole your cows! Quick, sing the Hate Song! For the eternal glory of Oceania and Big Brother!

Quote from: fqllve on November 27, 2010, 09:45:34 pm
I like how you had to quote yourself to make an edit.

e: no sarcasm
Silly, both Eastasia and Eurasia are the anticountries trying to bring down the doubleplusgood Oceania, set up by greatleader Big Brother!
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2010, 09:51:42 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 27, 2010, 09:47:39 pm
Silly, both Eastasia and Eurasia are the uncountries trying to bring down the doubleplusgood Oceania, set up by doubleplusgoodleader Big Brother!

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2010, 09:54:58 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 27, 2010, 09:47:39 pm
Silly, both Eastasia and Eurasia are the anticountries trying to bring down the doubleplusgood Oceania, set up by greatleader Big Brother!

Oh. Then I rescind my backhanded-sounding compliment. Seems unnecessary to have one for each.
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Quote from: Dutchling on March 07, 2013, 12:29:41 pm
You don't use freedom Penguin. First you demand it, then you have it.
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