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Author Topic: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Game Over - Elvis wins.  (Read 7848 times)

Zathras

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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2010, 06:40:11 pm »

It's 1968, and life is good. The four of you, a band of young and innovative musicians from Liverpool, have had tremendous success around the world. You've at times tried looking posh, other times brought long hair and beards into vogue; you've created and reinvented rock-and-roll, and given some old styles new life. Everything you touch turns to gold. From "I want to hold your hand" to "Paperback writer", you've taken the world by storm and are bigger than Jesus. Yes, the sixties is your decade. Life is good. What can possibly go wrong?

Oh no! John's got a girlfriend! Not a groupie, or one of the oodles of women that have crossed your paths, but an honest to goodness infatuation with a proto-emo Asian chick of melodramatic tendencies! You can tell she's poisoning John's mind with ideas of taking over the world, and "giving peace a chance" by cutting all you guys loose. She'll be the undoing of the band, and the future of Music... unless you can find her, put a rope around her throat, and hang her from a tall tree. And John too, for good measure, though if this chick hangs first maybe the situation can still be saved.

You tried talking, but John was all
"Nobody ever loved me like she does, Oh, she does, yeah, she does," and Yoko said "Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged!"   So Ringo calls George and Paul, and says "Help me if you can, I'm feeling down; And I do appreciate you being 'round; Help me get my feet back on the ground; Won't you please, please help me!" ...the three of you agree on what has to be done.

Update: All the arguing has left the five of you quite tired; maybe you need to share one last bender together. George says "hey, how 'bout a quick drink?"... and suddenly it's 48hrs later and you've had a couple of blackouts, to say nothing of inexplicable but unnatural acts with farm animals. You're not even sure who is who anymore. Man, the sixties! Those were the days!


George, Paul & Ringo, find and hang Yoko so the band can be saved! John will do everything to defend her, though, so he may need to get a beating too!



It was pointed out to me that handing out individual names would upset the game balance, so I need to reroll. Apologies, I'm a new Mod and the flavour led me down the "unintended consequences" Avenue. I'm glad for the advice and eager to learn, so I've rerolled and sent updated role PMs all around. Please disregard your previous; only the latest role PM counts. The game can now start.


It is now Day One.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2010, 08:07:17 pm by Zathras »
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2010, 08:41:29 pm »

Good morning Ottofar.  Do you think voting early in this setup is dangerous?
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2010, 03:20:17 am »

This is either the worst or the best flavor ever.

So, who's thinks they're going to venge me today?
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2010, 09:11:39 am »

Good morning Ottofar.  Do you think voting early in this setup is dangerous?
Nope. Hammering is, though.

Argembarger, who's Vengekilling Pandar today?

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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2010, 09:43:16 am »

Any of us. It's probably inevitable. Even if Pandar gets lynched, he's likely to vengekill himself, in spite of the fact that that's impossible. Fate will find a way.

Too bad Criptfeind isn't here because then I could point to him specifically, with confidence.
START WITH THE PANDA KILLING!

NativeForeigner, what is your favorite Beatles song If you were John, who here would make the best Yoko?
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2010, 01:13:48 pm »

NativeForeigner, what is your favorite Beatles song If you were John, who here would make the best Yoko?

Hey Jude I would say anybody but Pandar at this moment since it seems people like to vengekill him.
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2010, 08:28:05 am »

Native, So, getting Venged makes a good godfather?

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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2010, 03:13:25 pm »

Uh, no. Which is why I said NOT Pandar.
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2010, 03:19:48 pm »

Uh, no. Which is why I said NOT Pandar.
I see, and misread. Sorry.

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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2010, 03:39:26 pm »

No worries, it happens.
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Zathras

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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2010, 12:43:04 am »

ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! ATTENTION!
PLEASE STAND FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE BAND MANAGER


I am deeply dissatisfied by the level of action displayed so far in an effort to Save The Fucking BEATLES from dissolution. You will work to prevent the band from floundering, or I will grab my ZOT-STAFF from the Oracle and smite you all to smithereens!

Sure, I screwed up at the beginning. Have the balls to tell me to my face if I should shut this gig up and come up with another one if that's what you think: I'd be OK with that, just say it. But I will not let this place just linger into oblivion forgotten and ignored. You will either come back in and do your duty, or I'll take off and nuke this site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

You have thirty six hours to decide. Make an honest effort to find and hang Yoko and save the band, or this place will be a cinder before next week arrives.

« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 04:42:02 am by Zathras »
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2010, 01:14:46 am »

Unvote Argem
Vote Pandar.
Why should you not hang?


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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2010, 02:09:54 am »

Because then I can't be vengekilled?

Because I'm town?

Because there's no reason I should?

Because there's not enough discussion for me to know whom to vengekill?
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2010, 08:43:45 am »

Mod: Sorry for inactivity! But, are you Epstein or Aspinall? Probably Aspinall, if we're in danger of breaking up.

Ottofar: What up with the Pandar fixation?
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Re: Vengeful Mafia 5 - Day One - Save the Band!
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2010, 08:46:13 am »

Unvote then.

Argem, nothing.
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