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BodyGripper

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Wildlife Alliance
« on: November 25, 2010, 03:36:45 pm »

So, something slightly bizarre (to me, at least) is going on.
For a season or two, one of my soldiers has been getting constantly choked by a Werewolf.  At some point (I didn't see because I stopped watching), a raccoon joined the fight.  Now there are about 73 pages of "The werewolf strangles the wrestler's throat" and 70 pages of "The raccoon bites the Wrestler in the head".
Is it normal for animals of different species to work together like this?  Or is it just some kind of weird coincidence that both animals are pissed off at this guy?
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Tastysaurus Rex

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Re: Wildlife Alliance
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 03:40:10 pm »

inb4 dayum nature you scary
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GhostDwemer

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Re: Wildlife Alliance
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 04:04:33 pm »

Raccoons are pretty freaky, with their nimble, probing little hands. Just be glad the raccoons weren't working with cephalopods.
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thijser

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Re: Wildlife Alliance
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 04:12:27 pm »

It's probably just that the raccoon decided to attack your dwarf before it attacked the werewolf.
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Urist McUristy

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Re: Wildlife Alliance
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 05:11:52 pm »

Dammn nature, you scary.
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Zesty

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Re: Wildlife Alliance
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 05:28:52 pm »

On another note, that dwarf will live forever... at least until you get those animals off him. Then he'll die instantly.
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