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Author Topic: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)  (Read 9844 times)

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2010, 10:35:55 am »

In fact the cyborg idea isn't bad...

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2010, 03:27:37 pm »

Anticlimaticness is GO!

Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.

Ochita uses his hyper speed to gain a small advantage over DODGE! (1+2=3 Vs 2+2=4) Well... I have nothing to say to that. You just went flying right where he was.

Paranoia forgets the cover and LEGS IT. (4) He's now safely out of harm's way.

Result;
Skill gained; Fleeing [+0 1/8]

Nightshade pulls out three seeds and lobs them at the cops. (5) They quickly turn into a single vicious, carnivorous, cop-despising plant. DODGE and Reece are now going to get owned.. (5+1=6 Vs 2+2=4) (2+1=3 Vs 6) Amazingly, they take a massive chunk from DODGE, but Reece gets out of the way. (6+7+2=15) Well, that's a big a bit as the plant can take... he's still pretty fast compared to you but he's really injured now...

Result;
Small Bag of Assorted Seeds reduced to [47/50] Small Bag of Assorted Seeds
Skill gained; Plant Command [+0 1/8]
Received a +7 Vicious Carnivorous Cop-Despising Plant

Cyborg attempts to take DODGE hostage! (1) Aha, I have you now, DODGE! What? No, you're not Nightshade, you're definitely DODGE.

Result;
Status gained; Holding Nightshade hostage (Nightshade receives a -1 to all actions for the next turn)

Mercury goes overboard with improvised bullets! (6*3=18) Man, if DODGE can DODGE all of these, he needs a medal... (6 5 3 4 1 2 1 5 6 2 4 4 3 4 3 3 2 3 Vs 1+2=3) (I simplified this battle....) Only 8 hit, the other 10 are skilfully dodged. (3+6+2+6+2+1+1+4=DEAD) DODGE falls to the floor, pieces of aluminium sticking out of every odd end that there could be placed. A red sludge oozes out of his body form each hole. He has been slain...

Result;
Skill gained; Metal Bullet Hell [+0 1/8]

Bullshit points his infinite ammo at Reece. (3) Three shots come out.(3+1=4, 3+1=4, 1+1=2 (C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER) Vs 1, 4, 3) Amazingly, he only took one. (3+5+3=11) And he's still alive. Badly wounded, but still alive.

Renegade goes in to stun Reece. (4) His stunner will stun, but not much more... (6 Vs 5) Just clipped him! (1) Eh... I think the stun broke. As in, he's still going.

Golem attempts to lob Reece into a wall! (5 Vs 5) Amazing how someone so small can parry someone so large.

Death Knell tries to set his baton to coma (2) but he forgot that he lacks a dial! Regardless, he tries to do some melee action. (4 Vs 6) Dodged again! Is Reece DODGE's son or something?

Hex UNLEASHES THE BEES... again. (6 Vs 6) Yup, this guy is definitely DODGE's son. He gets no bonuses though...

Reece tries to call for backup! (1) He instead calls in the “WE HATE COPS” community, consisting of 5 thugs, of whom all attacks with knives at once (they were camped around the corner). (4 6 6 3 5 Vs 4 6 4 4 3) Two knives get in edgeways (2+2+2=6) (2+2+2=6) He's dead Jim. One, clearly the leader, turns around and says “Did these coppas attack you guys or wut?” You sense this is a perfect plan to get all the cops scandalized. And to further your “Super Hero Mafia” idea.

Name: Ian Ally
Alias: WE HATE COPS LEADER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Sean Backup
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Alex Mate
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Joe Worker
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Jake Anticop
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2010, 03:35:46 pm »

"Would you kindly let me go?" If cyborg lets me go I'll collect the plant, and the bodies of the cops to feed said plant. "Let's go get you in some proper soil"

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2010, 03:49:07 pm »

To the villian cave! I also try to perform first aid on myself, as in magically heal cop bruises.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2010, 05:30:59 pm »

Tell the WE HATE COPS members that we were investigating the cops and they attacked us without warning.

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2010, 06:45:53 pm »

"Yes, they attacked us, and we aren't going to take it lying down! All we need is some money for equipment and supplies and we will keep them out of your fair district."
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2010, 06:57:30 pm »

The cops are trying to silence our dissenting voices! We caught them robbing the fine citizenry of our great city, and they attached us before we could do anything! This goes right to the top!Join us in our holy cause!

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #127 on: December 01, 2010, 04:39:05 am »

"SHUT IT DODGE! I'm gonna make you into my cyborg slave!" *knowtices the WE HATE COPS group* "On second thought, that might be a whole deal easyer..." Puts down Nightshade, walks over the the WHC "Hi guys! I saw you take those guys down, nice work! But I can enhance you and make you more awesome with some cybernetics! What do you say?"

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #128 on: December 01, 2010, 05:01:06 pm »

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Play it cool, let the situation unfold. Affirm that the cops attacked us first if asked.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #129 on: December 15, 2010, 02:24:50 am »

The two people we're missing need to post actions soon or I'll make a (very late) turn without them.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #130 on: December 15, 2010, 11:20:49 am »

It's alive!
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2010, 11:21:51 am »

It's alive!

This is good news indeed!
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 4-The Team Expands)
« Reply #132 on: December 15, 2010, 11:34:24 am »

IT'S ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE

Turn 4-The Team Expands

Nightshade salvages some meat to feed his plant. (3-1) The meat either isn't very good quality, or non-existent. Yes, you can get non-existing meat.

Paranoia returns to the base and tries to heal himself. (2) It only just occurs to him before he starts that he knows JACK SQUAT about first-aid.

Golem tells his story. (6) They somehow are so annoyed at this story, they immediately become members of your team. How that works I have no clue.

Result;
Skill gained; Persuasion [+0 1/8]

Death Knell tells his bit. (5) They pay close attention to the bit about money. “You needs chedda? We gotz chedda in da van 'round da corna.

Bullshit attempts to persuade people who are ALREADY IN YOUR TEAM to rejoin it. (5) How... does... that... even... work... Either way, they're now double members of your Mafia.

Result;
Skill gained; Persuasion [+0 1/8]

Cyborg tries to persuade the new members into taking upgrades. (6) They all seem eager. (2+1) Ian got a botched job, only slightly improving his strength. (4+1) Sean gets a MEGA UPGRADE, which is basically the jack of all trades. (2+1) Alex gets somewhat improved eyesight. (4+1) Joe also receives a full load out. (4+1) Jake also gets loaded. You feel as if your skills increased more than they should have.

Result;
Electronic Mechanic experience raised by 3 points.

Mercury plays it cooool. (4) He seems cooler than usual.

Result;
Skill gained; Coolness [+0 1/8]

Hex promptly explodes. There is now one more space in the game, first to get a sheet and action in is in.

Name: Ian Ally
Alias: WE HATE COPS LEADER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes, +1 Strength Cyborg Arm
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Sean Backup
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes, +1 EVERYTHING Cyborg Suit
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Alex Mate
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes, +1 Scouting Cyborg Goggles
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Joe Worker
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes, +1 EVERYTHING Cyborg Suit
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.

Name: Jake Anticop
Alias: WE HATE COPS MEMBER
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 25/25
Inventory: +2 Knife, Street clothes, +1 EVERYTHING Cyborg Suit
Description: A guy who hates cops.
Bio: He hates cops. End of story.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2010, 12:07:43 pm »

Practice being stealthy while waiting for something to happen.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)
« Reply #134 on: December 15, 2010, 12:47:11 pm »

Go find some citizens to join our cause! If they join, make 'em aweseom! (read: cyborg)

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