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Author Topic: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 3-DODGE's son... Oh wait he's dead.)  (Read 9846 times)

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #90 on: November 28, 2010, 04:47:13 pm »

Join the fight against the cops with a small blast of energy. Order the others to only leave the cops ko'd, not dead.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #91 on: November 28, 2010, 04:49:51 pm »

Sorry man, bullets don't have a stun setting.

I can yell "Setting phasers to stun!" if it would make you feel better.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #92 on: November 28, 2010, 04:54:37 pm »

What if I used deadly force to stun them then blame it on the fact that they're soft, squishy humans and therefor not my fault for having their heads implode?
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (10 places? WHAAAAAT)
« Reply #93 on: November 28, 2010, 05:59:42 pm »

I field-test my baton modifications on one of the police.
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Name: Marissa Maclean
Alias: Death Knell
Power:
 Make things worse [+1 0/16]
Skill:
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 Engineering [+0 1/8]
Health: 100/100
Inventory:
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 +5 Uber Stun Baton Of Death
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Description: Straight black hair, light skin-tone, blue eyes, light build.
Bio: Having only recently discovered her power, Marissa realises that all the disasters and pain in her life are because of her. Most of her friends and family have been driven away or lost due to unfortunate events. With her newfound control she has vowed to take a stand and control her own fate, by donning a costume and trying to control the world.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #94 on: November 28, 2010, 07:15:37 pm »

What if I used deadly force to stun them then blame it on the fact that they're soft, squishy humans and therefor not my fault for having their heads implode?

I'll kick your ass, that's what.

Sorry man, bullets don't have a stun setting.

I can yell "Setting phasers to stun!" if it would make you feel better.

Aim for areas where there aren't any organs or arteries.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #95 on: November 28, 2010, 07:20:47 pm »

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I use my control of magnetic fields to rip apart a car and batter the three cops into submission.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #96 on: November 29, 2010, 07:23:51 am »

Well up yours bor, you can be a leader but have a nice time leading yourself.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #97 on: November 29, 2010, 11:13:18 am »

I can still molotov the police station and at the same time crash their communications systems right?
Cuz I want to do that. If pushed I'll just settle to hacking... for now.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #98 on: November 29, 2010, 01:50:13 pm »

He can't bitch at you if he doesn't know.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 1-3 Cops, 1 Turn)
« Reply #99 on: November 29, 2010, 02:23:38 pm »

This turn is INCREDIBLY SILLY.

Turn 2-Introducing...

Paranoia legs it. (1) Well, he tries to, but he quickly gets hammered by the cops. (4 Vs 2) The first cop, after recuperating himself, lands a pretty hefty blow, dealing (6+1+2=9) a fairly large amount of damage. The second (4 Vs 2) Also gets his baton in, scoring (4+1+2=7) further damage. The final cop (5 Vs 1) was right in front of you and cleaves you for (3+1+4=8) a rather low hit, considering the advantage he had.

Result;
-24 Health

Bullshit decides to ask the cops to hold some bullets for him. (1) For a guy with infinite ammo, you sure are conservative with the bullets... (6) You decide to shoot the third cop. (3 Vs 5) The bullet flies right by him.

Cyborg goes in for the kill. (4) She targets the first cop (6 Vs 3) and smashes his head in for (6+3+4) 13 damage. He is quite literally prone to all attacks...

Result;
Skill gained; Melee [+0 1/8]

Nightshade attempts to thorn the cops to death. (5) The second cop deserves some attention. (1 Vs 3) You somehow end up whipping yourself in the head for (5+2=7) 7 damage.

Result;
-7 Health

Ochita maces the cops. (3) The third man is the target. (6+1 Vs 6) Only your superior Bushido skills got you the hit (3+1+2=6) but it was some hit anyway.

Result;
Bushido experience raised by 1 point.

Golem goes stone and unloads the payload. Of his fists. (4) He goes for the dying cop. (2 Vs 4) He somehow misses. Seriously, how the hell do you do that?

Renegade comes in with a small energy blast. (5) It will only stun someone. (5) The second cop is the target. (3 Vs 3) A close miss, it flies off and dissolves.

Death Knell tests his new weapon. (5) The second cop is the test dummy in this experiment. (3 Vs 4) A good weapon doesn't equal a good hit, as demonstrated here.

Mercury rips up a car and (6) manages to get plenty of usable bits from it. (1 5 2 2 2 2) One bit flies towards the downed cop, but all the others fly towards the second! (5 Vs 2) The first cop ends up dead (I won't bother rolling for that, because if you take any number bigger than 0 from 1, you get 0 or lower...) (3 Vs 5, 1 Vs 2, 3 Vs 5, 1 Vs 1, 5 Vs 6) He manages to dodge ALL of them, but his uniform slips and he reveals his Superhero identity...

DODGE!!!

(Ok, this wasn't meant to happen, but if a guy can dodge that many shots, he deserves to have it made into a power.

Hex (Who I was kindly reminded was AFK) decides to join the fight by UNLEASHING THE BEES. (5) They decide to suck all of the nectar from the speedy orange flower named DODGE. (5 Vs 5+2) No hope...

Name: Steve Redshirt
Alias: Copper
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 1/20
Inventory: +1 Baton, Police Uniform
Description: A cop.
Bio: He's a cop. End of story.

Name: Jonas Imdead
Alias: DODGE
Power: None...
Skill: Dodging [+2 3/32]
Health: 18/20
Inventory: +1 Baton, Yellow Jumpsuit, Green Gloves, Green Cape
Description: A cop.
Bio: He's a cop. End of story.

Name: Reece Getskilled
Alias: Copper
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 20/20
Inventory: +1 Baton, Police Uniform
Description: A cop.
Bio: He's a cop. End of story.
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #100 on: November 29, 2010, 02:40:55 pm »

Superfast punches go!

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #101 on: November 29, 2010, 02:45:51 pm »

RUN RUN RUN LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!

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What is up with my luck? At this rate I'll either end up dead or having to destroy the world just to get equal. Also, can I get a skill out of this? Like a getting-hurt-by-crazy-cops-because-I'm-a -sissy-supervillian-who-can't-even-run-away-from-cops-thanks-to-my-sissy-running-skills?
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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #102 on: November 29, 2010, 03:16:28 pm »

"Gods be damned, that hurt! Fuck this!" Throw out 3 seeds and force them to grow and mutate into man-eating plants. "Eat the damned cops, and the guy in the yellow jumpsuit."

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #103 on: November 29, 2010, 03:37:35 pm »

Switch target to dodge-a-cop and attempt to capture him!

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Re: Super RTD-Return of the Supers (Turn 2-Introducing...)
« Reply #104 on: November 29, 2010, 04:14:27 pm »

Crap I forgot to kill off the first cop... I'll officially kill him next turn.
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