This turn is INCREDIBLY SILLY.
Turn 2-Introducing...
Paranoia legs it. (1) Well, he tries to, but he quickly gets hammered by the cops. (4 Vs 2) The first cop, after recuperating himself, lands a pretty hefty blow, dealing (6+1+2=9) a fairly large amount of damage. The second (4 Vs 2) Also gets his baton in, scoring (4+1+2=7) further damage. The final cop (5 Vs 1) was right in front of you and cleaves you for (3+1+4=8) a rather low hit, considering the advantage he had.
Result;
-24 Health
Bullshit decides to ask the cops to hold some bullets for him. (1) For a guy with infinite ammo, you sure are conservative with the bullets... (6) You decide to shoot the third cop. (3 Vs 5) The bullet flies right by him.
Cyborg goes in for the kill. (4) She targets the first cop (6 Vs 3) and smashes his head in for (6+3+4) 13 damage. He is quite literally prone to all attacks...
Result;
Skill gained; Melee [+0 1/8]
Nightshade attempts to thorn the cops to death. (5) The second cop deserves some attention. (1 Vs 3) You somehow end up whipping yourself in the head for (5+2=7) 7 damage.
Result;
-7 Health
Ochita maces the cops. (3) The third man is the target. (6+1 Vs 6) Only your superior Bushido skills got you the hit (3+1+2=6) but it was some hit anyway.
Result;
Bushido experience raised by 1 point.
Golem goes stone and unloads the payload. Of his fists. (4) He goes for the dying cop. (2 Vs 4) He somehow misses. Seriously, how the hell do you do that?
Renegade comes in with a small energy blast. (5) It will only stun someone. (5) The second cop is the target. (3 Vs 3) A close miss, it flies off and dissolves.
Death Knell tests his new weapon. (5) The second cop is the test dummy in this experiment. (3 Vs 4) A good weapon doesn't equal a good hit, as demonstrated here.
Mercury rips up a car and (6) manages to get plenty of usable bits from it. (1 5 2 2 2 2) One bit flies towards the downed cop, but all the others fly towards the second! (5 Vs 2) The first cop ends up dead (I won't bother rolling for that, because if you take any number bigger than 0 from 1, you get 0 or lower...) (3 Vs 5, 1 Vs 2, 3 Vs 5, 1 Vs 1, 5 Vs 6) He manages to dodge ALL of them, but his uniform slips and he reveals his Superhero identity...
DODGE!!!
(Ok, this wasn't meant to happen, but if a guy can dodge that many shots, he deserves to have it made into a power.
Hex (Who I was kindly reminded was AFK) decides to join the fight by UNLEASHING THE BEES. (5) They decide to suck all of the nectar from the speedy orange flower named DODGE. (5 Vs 5+2) No hope...
Name: Steve Redshirt
Alias: Copper
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 1/20
Inventory: +1 Baton, Police Uniform
Description: A cop.
Bio: He's a cop. End of story.
Name: Jonas Imdead
Alias: DODGE
Power: None...
Skill: Dodging [+2 3/32]
Health: 18/20
Inventory: +1 Baton, Yellow Jumpsuit, Green Gloves, Green Cape
Description: A cop.
Bio: He's a cop. End of story.
Name: Reece Getskilled
Alias: Copper
Power: None...
Skill: None...
Health: 20/20
Inventory: +1 Baton, Police Uniform
Description: A cop.
Bio: He's a cop. End of story.