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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #360 on: November 28, 2010, 05:45:30 pm »
*Starts gnawing on the obsidian* Someday...
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #361 on: November 28, 2010, 05:46:00 pm »
NO! EVERY KITTEN MUST LIVE!
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Greiger

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #362 on: November 28, 2010, 05:46:36 pm »
*Stabs UnrealJake with acacia training sword* *attack is deflected by +cat leather butcher's apron+* 

He's armored!  He's unstoppable!
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Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #363 on: November 28, 2010, 05:46:53 pm »
Take comfort in the fact that you are hidden fun stuff now.
Or a clown.


I think you're more of a clown, yes.




Still, I would like kitten leather dragon armor.
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #364 on: November 28, 2010, 05:47:13 pm »
He's surrounded by obsidian...
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #365 on: November 28, 2010, 05:47:39 pm »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on November 28, 2010, 05:46:00 pm
NO! EVERY KITTEN MUST LIVE!

Aha, but you see, we were starving. If we were starving we would all die of starvation, if WE all died the kittens and their parents would therefor starve. I'm actually doing the RIGHT thing.

Also, I still have that litter with me. *Eats*
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

Greiger

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #366 on: November 28, 2010, 05:48:02 pm »
I'm poking at him from on top of the obsidian silly.  I used my new pet as a ladder.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #367 on: November 28, 2010, 05:48:12 pm »
Hidden nonetheless.
Besides, we've all got access to DF hack!


Edit: How dare you use me as a ladder?!

Caesar has been enraged!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #368 on: November 28, 2010, 05:49:26 pm »
I DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS... BUT IT'S THE ONLY THING LEFT!

*DWARFGUY MCTWO HAS MANDATED THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN UNREALJAKE PANCREAS STEW!*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #369 on: November 28, 2010, 05:49:42 pm »
*Begins digging a pit under the obsidian just after building a support linked to a nearby lever.*
"JAKE GIVE BACK MS.FLOOFFLES XI AND VI BACK OR I SWEAR I WILL ATOMIZE YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE! OH WAIT YOU ATE THEM ASSHOLE!"
*Pulls lever*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #370 on: November 28, 2010, 05:49:51 pm »
Yes! Yes! Melt the obisian with your dragon breath!

*Places a kitten steak on the side of the rock, ready for cooking*
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #371 on: November 28, 2010, 05:50:26 pm »
How are we getting his pancreas if we atomize him?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #372 on: November 28, 2010, 05:50:51 pm »
I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH ACCESS TO UTILITIES!!!! *Uses Runesmith to kill Caesar*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #373 on: November 28, 2010, 05:51:01 pm »
RIGHT! I've engraved EVERY SINGLE wall in this place with hoe the dragon killed a single goblin with sneezing. I'm off to go make some rock dragon toys!

*skips off humming*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #374 on: November 28, 2010, 05:51:19 pm »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on November 28, 2010, 05:50:26 pm
How are we getting his pancreas if we atomize him?

How are you going to get my pancreas if you don't have a butcher?
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*
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