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Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #285 on: November 28, 2010, 01:26:56 pm »
Nope. Never killed a dwarf in my life. Intentionally. Sure, I just lighted our military on fire, but.. Hey! They don't mind, right, lads? Go have a drink!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #286 on: November 28, 2010, 01:28:59 pm »
Hmm, As of today liposuction is mandatory. All residents must report to Caesar for the lighting process.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #287 on: November 28, 2010, 01:31:59 pm »
Pffft if we need anorexics and twinks we can import them from the elves.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #288 on: November 28, 2010, 01:33:28 pm »
Hey Dakk. Why'ncha go pull that lever, That one right under that massive rock.
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« Reply #289 on: November 28, 2010, 01:33:50 pm »
Quote from: Dakk on November 28, 2010, 01:31:59 pm
Pffft if we need anorexics and twinks we can import them from the elves.
Of course. They've already employed War Dragon services. Why else do you think they keep coming carrying branches instead of proper weapons. Fuel for the fire.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #290 on: November 28, 2010, 01:35:02 pm »
As philosopher I mandate the construction of the Magma Carta.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #291 on: November 28, 2010, 01:36:06 pm »
Ok, I hereby designate the production of the Magma Carta.
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« Reply #292 on: November 28, 2010, 01:36:52 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 28, 2010, 01:33:28 pm
Hey Dakk. Why'ncha go pull that lever, That one right under that massive rock.

Pfft I'll just mandate someone to do that for me. Or I could have if you guys had not eaten all the haulers.
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« Reply #293 on: November 28, 2010, 01:38:00 pm »
Quote from: Dakk on November 28, 2010, 01:36:52 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 28, 2010, 01:33:28 pm
Hey Dakk. Why'ncha go pull that lever, That one right under that massive rock.

Pfft I'll just mandate someone to do that for me. Or I could have if you guys had not eaten all the haulers.

Sorry. Tasty immigrants are tasty.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #294 on: November 28, 2010, 01:39:25 pm »
Speaking of which. We aint had any immigrants in a whild.
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« Reply #295 on: November 28, 2010, 01:40:53 pm »
I've just finished the construction of the Magma Carta. Would a noble please accept it by pulling that lever.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #296 on: November 28, 2010, 01:42:26 pm »
Most of our nobles are ghosts.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #297 on: November 28, 2010, 01:43:57 pm »
Oi,  gimme that, as ruling living noble I hereby declare this document the magma charta of all dwarven kind *pulls lever*

Therefore from now on weBLRURBLRURBUR-
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« Reply #298 on: November 28, 2010, 01:45:01 pm »
We don't need nobles when we've got the noble dragon to roastlead us all to glory!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #299 on: November 28, 2010, 01:45:26 pm »
Am I a noble or not?
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