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warhammer651

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #165 on: November 26, 2010, 05:27:58 pm »

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...
OH NO YOU AIN'T!

OH YES I WILL!
War McHammer Has gone BERSERK!
Unreal McJake has been struck down!
Dwarf Mcguy2 has been struck down
Mew Mew Kanil has been struck down!
War McHammer has calmed down
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dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #166 on: November 26, 2010, 05:28:39 pm »

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...
OH NO YOU AIN'T!

OH YES I WILL!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER OF AN ADOPTED ANIMAL!
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #167 on: November 26, 2010, 05:29:29 pm »

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...
OH NO YOU AIN'T!

OH YES I WILL!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER OF AN ADOPTED ANIMAL!

Dude we're both dead. WE SHALL HAUNT THIS FORT FOREVER!
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warhammer651

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #168 on: November 26, 2010, 05:30:20 pm »

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...
OH NO YOU AIN'T!

OH YES I WILL!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER OF AN ADOPTED ANIMAL!

Dude we're both dead. WE SHALL HAUNT THIS FORT FOREVER!
Where's Urist McGhostbuster?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #169 on: November 26, 2010, 05:34:03 pm »

When theirs something strange... in the fortress-hood. Who you gunna call? Urist Busters!
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dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #170 on: November 26, 2010, 06:04:06 pm »

Can I still be warden?
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warhammer651

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #171 on: November 26, 2010, 06:09:53 pm »

Can I still be warden?
*hands you chains*
Now scare the sh** out of the elves in the trade depot
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #172 on: November 26, 2010, 06:12:59 pm »

I'd be that guy who pulls the wrong lever and floods the whole fort with magma.

I'm sorry, did you say "right lever"?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaannddd

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #173 on: November 26, 2010, 08:36:15 pm »

*sees ghost with rattling chains*


Pow Mccheesemaker has been haunted by a dead and still annoying aquaintance



wait a second..... did our only fighter just die???

IN WI- *A vile force of darkness has arrived!!*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #174 on: November 26, 2010, 08:45:26 pm »

Don't worry, I can still fight just fine.

MAGISWORD TECHNIQUE: LEVEL 999 HADOSLASH!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #175 on: November 26, 2010, 08:54:49 pm »

I'd be that guy who pulls the wrong lever and floods the whole fort with magma.

I'm sorry, did you say "right lever"?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaannddd

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #176 on: November 26, 2010, 08:56:51 pm »

wait how can you hold your sword if you pass through walls? wouldn't your sword pass through you?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #177 on: November 26, 2010, 09:33:36 pm »


wait a second..... did our only fighter just die???

IN WI- *A vile force of darkness has arrived!!*

Fear not, for i will drive them back under a shower of *Steel bolts*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #178 on: November 26, 2010, 09:49:32 pm »

Alright, you cover me.

CHARGE!
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Kobold Troubadour

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #179 on: November 26, 2010, 09:50:27 pm »

I'm in you fortress, skulking in your.....OH! OH! SHINY!...Mine!

So many shiniez stuffy here, I'm gonna tell my friends!! But first....*stabs passed out drunk*
« Last Edit: November 26, 2010, 09:52:43 pm by Kobold Troubadour »
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