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[Greiger]

I need cheese to go on my cow meat longland flour biscuits.

I think I'll call it a cheeseburger Hot Pocket.  We can export them and makes millions!

[ToonyMan]

Just make me a normal miner so I die early and young.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i call hammerer

[Rowanas]

I'm the mayor. I have no social skills, and yet I somehow keep getting elected. You can't give me any really important jobs because I have to meet the Estates Department liason.

You keep thinking about just doing away with me, but I don't demand much and it's never very hard, so you leave me be, because pumping magma up 12 Z-levels just to kill a noble asking for extra mature cow's cheese seems unnecessary.

[Tcei]

Tcei cancels attend party: On Break.

Hmm..Im sure theres some hauling tasks to be done... I'll get right on them after Im done with my break...and the party...tho I am feeling a bit tired...and hungry...and I am just a tiny bit parched.

[Electric]

The idiot who gets a fell mood, kills you legendary metalsmith, makes an artifact bone helmet with the metalsmiths face on it, then wear it for the rest of my days, and then charge into battle with a fluffy wambler, praising all that is soap, then die of an infection.
Damn teeth.

[Vertigon]

I'd be that guy who pulls the wrong lever and floods the whole fort with magma.

I'm sorry, did you say "right lever"?

[Dakk]

i call hammerer

No, I call hammerer.

@Lawgiver



Actualy I just wanted an excuse to post that.

[dwarfguy2]

Anyone in prison yet sir?

[Dakk]

The idiot who gets a fell mood, kills you legendary metalsmith, makes an artifact bone helmet with the metalsmiths face on it, then wear it for the rest of my days, and then charge into battle with a fluffy wambler, praising all that is soap, then die of an infection.
Damn teeth.

That guy, but he died, now we have to wait for his ghost to come haunt us, THEN arrest it.

[dwarfguy2]

I specialize in guarding over ghosts.

[warhammer651]

I'd be a marksdwarf probably. otherwise, Mechanic

[lordnincompoop]

Building Designer/Solicitor/Mechanic.

[UnrealJake]

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...

OH NO YOU AIN'T!

OH YES I WILL!

[MaximumZero]

MaximumZero slaps Greiger back in line with Runesmith!
Grieger is no longer insane.

OI, as lawgiver of fortressdwarf I hereby sentence thee to 4 months in prison or 3 hammerings for such a terrible act of phisical aggression. >:C

No fair killing the militia commander!