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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #90 on: November 25, 2010, 07:05:02 am »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 25, 2010, 06:31:11 am
Quote from: UnrealJake on November 25, 2010, 06:23:32 am
Oh...

UristMcButcher is stricken by melancholy!

You can butcher 4Chan'ers.

Ohhhhh it's not the same  :'(
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

Desdichado

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #91 on: November 25, 2010, 07:53:49 am »
Quote from: Lupus on November 25, 2010, 06:57:08 am
May I remind you that /td/ has a very avid dwarf fortress fanbase....

Half the people here smell of 4chan, so I'm sure they know.

Anyhow I'd be the vermin eating your masterwork meals.
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Quote from: KaelGotDwarves on June 22, 2010, 02:38:11 pm
"I have a puppy instead", which while maintaining a polite tone, is quiet, calculating character assassination against Toady. Do some of you not see it as such, backstabbing?

Quote from: Kthoolhoo on May 15, 2011, 04:16:45 pm
At least spell my name right.

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #92 on: November 25, 2010, 08:14:58 am »
...we smell of 4chan?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #93 on: November 25, 2010, 08:20:58 am »
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #94 on: November 25, 2010, 10:58:39 am »
I'd be the miller that turns up three waves in, whom you don't really touch and eventually relegate to some noble position after the previous one died because he has dabbling in leader, and even though it isn't really relevant you figure "Why not, he's only novice in miller anyway."
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #95 on: November 25, 2010, 11:02:02 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on November 24, 2010, 09:35:00 pm
Uh, afaik, Merch isn't exactly the breeding type, given her preferences. No catsplosion, yay!
She described herself as bi, and already had a litter. I'm still carrying a knife around for this.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #96 on: November 25, 2010, 11:06:59 am »
I'm the miner who also has Architectual skills. You know, the one who's practically ledgendary, and is completely unreplacable because he does everything you tell him to practically instantly.
But then deliberately goes to dig out lava pits because all of the skill less miners aren't experienced enough to just poke a warm wall with their copper picks.

Drowning in magma takes elite skills.
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 24, 2010, 08:31:42 pm
I know how I die.
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Quote from: Double A on February 02, 2011, 08:23:47 pm
So THIS is how migrations start.
"Hey, dude, there's this crazy bastard digging in the ground for stuff. Let's go watch."

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #97 on: November 25, 2010, 11:08:56 am »
 Hell yeah doomed elite squad. We just can't help but be retarded.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
MIERDO MILLAS DE VIBORAS FURIOSAS PARA ESTRANGULARTE MUERTO

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #98 on: November 25, 2010, 11:10:20 am »
Legendary Bookkeeper/Mechanic.

I'm also that dwarf who gets randomly picked to do all those jobs that you need done.

Example:
You: Where's all the brewers? Dwarf, start brewing.
Me: Yes sir!
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Fayrik

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #99 on: November 25, 2010, 11:13:15 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 25, 2010, 11:08:56 am
Hell yeah doomed elite squad. We just can't help but be retarded.
What? No! We're just brave.
Like.. Maybe... Retardedly brave.
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Quote from: Double A on February 02, 2011, 08:23:47 pm
So THIS is how migrations start.
"Hey, dude, there's this crazy bastard digging in the ground for stuff. Let's go watch."

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #100 on: November 25, 2010, 11:21:30 am »
Quote from: Fayrik on November 25, 2010, 11:13:15 am
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 25, 2010, 11:08:56 am
Hell yeah doomed elite squad. We just can't help but be retarded.
What? No! We're just brave.
Like.. Maybe... Retardedly brave.

Is there any other kind?
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #101 on: November 25, 2010, 11:32:36 am »
No brewer at all? Think about primary needs peop- I mean dwarves!  :D
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #102 on: November 25, 2010, 11:37:38 am »
Quote from: UnrealJake on November 24, 2010, 05:52:14 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 24, 2010, 05:50:20 pm
Just gonna say. Anyone who comes near me with a butcher knife *WILL* be killed.

*Ahem* I use an assortment of knives, is it ok if I use a cleaver?
no, you must use a meat tenderizer for everything
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #103 on: November 25, 2010, 11:38:46 am »
Quote from: jaked122 on November 25, 2010, 11:37:38 am
Quote from: UnrealJake on November 24, 2010, 05:52:14 pm
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on November 24, 2010, 05:50:20 pm
Just gonna say. Anyone who comes near me with a butcher knife *WILL* be killed.

*Ahem* I use an assortment of knives, is it ok if I use a cleaver?
no, you must use a meat tenderizer for everything

Everything?
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2010, 11:45:37 am »
I assure you Mew-Mews have *VERY* large claws, also Mew-Mews and cats aren't compatible. And to clarify a final point, I am not bi, I is lesbian.
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