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ungulateman

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #75 on: November 24, 2010, 08:51:38 pm »

Metalsmith. With some Metal Crafter and Mechanics.

Someone needs to make the -Dwarven Computer-s!
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That's the great thing about this forum. We can derail any discussion into any other topic.
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2010, 09:35:00 pm »

Uh, afaik, Merch isn't exactly the breeding type, given her preferences. No catsplosion, yay!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2010, 09:43:24 pm »

Uh, afaik, Merch isn't exactly the breeding type, given her preferences. No catsplosion, yay!

I was waiting for someone to point that out...  Remember, this is DF.  Spores, man.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2010, 11:52:16 pm »

What about the Fort's cheese supply, guys? We need to focus a little bit more on our food industry even though we can't milk cows because ARMOK SAYS NO.
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Dwarf fortress: Teaching uni level geology to sadistic elf killers for years.

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #79 on: November 25, 2010, 12:58:12 am »

Uh, afaik, Merch isn't exactly the breeding type, given her preferences. No catsplosion, yay!

I was waiting for someone to point that out...  Remember, this is DF.  Spores, man.

We'll just keep Kanil in a cage.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #80 on: November 25, 2010, 01:08:39 am »

What would I be?  The dwarf with a bunch of activated labors who does nothing but Store Items in Stockpiles.  Oh I might look useless when I'm idly hauling rutile blocks and elven socks and dead bees and individual seeds from one place to another, of but you'd miss me when I'm gone.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #81 on: November 25, 2010, 01:09:57 am »

I wonder what I would do when I'm off Mil-uh-tree duty? Broker, perhaps?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #82 on: November 25, 2010, 01:58:47 am »

Uh, afaik, Merch isn't exactly the breeding type, given her preferences. No catsplosion, yay!

I was waiting for someone to point that out...  Remember, this is DF.  Spores, man.

We'll just keep Kanil in a cage.

*quickly adopts a forumer, preventing caging*

('sides, I'm a cat, not a Mew-Mew.)
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Yah, it sounds like minecraft with content, you have obviously missed the point, people dont like content, they like different coloured blocks.
Seems to work fine with my copy. As soon as I loaded the human caravan came by and the world burst into fire.

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #83 on: November 25, 2010, 03:26:45 am »

I'm going to be a strawberry seed, a truly immortal thing. When planted, I transform yet stay in the plant. When extracted, i lie idly in the brewer forever. When cooked and then consumed, I go out immediately and left on the seat.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #84 on: November 25, 2010, 03:30:47 am »

Mechanic. In a constant state of fey moodiness. Meaning I constantly stick new things onto my masterpiece, whethr they work or not.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #85 on: November 25, 2010, 05:49:28 am »

HOW CUTE! TWO CATS!
NO-ONE TOUCHES THE CATS!

Kittens? Are they ok? I mean, we need leather after all and the bones for training bolts and meat for food, there ARE a lot of forumers...
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #86 on: November 25, 2010, 06:14:40 am »

HOW CUTE! TWO CATS!
NO-ONE TOUCHES THE CATS!

Kittens? Are they ok? I mean, we need leather after all and the bones for training bolts and meat for food, there ARE a lot of forumers...

NOBODY TOUCHES THE KITTENSES!!!!!!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #87 on: November 25, 2010, 06:23:32 am »

Oh...

UristMcButcher is stricken by melancholy!
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Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #88 on: November 25, 2010, 06:31:11 am »

Oh...

UristMcButcher is stricken by melancholy!

You can butcher 4Chan'ers.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #89 on: November 25, 2010, 06:57:08 am »

May I remind you that /td/ has a very avid dwarf fortress fanbase....
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