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ElTacoLad

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2010, 12:07:28 pm »

Useless peasant/hauler.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2010, 12:28:49 pm »

Dungeon Master. I'd surround myself with droves of scaly, furry, and feathered friends as I sit in the corner half naked lighting things on fire.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2010, 12:55:18 pm »

I'd like to think I'm a general engineer... however I'm not skilled with machines, just computers... close enough.
I may be some kind of hauler or novice weaponsmith...
I honestly don't know.

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2010, 02:16:15 pm »

Woodcutter. Cutting down trees with my BEAR ARMS, swinging away with my -bronze war axe- at them and carrying them back because someone forgot to tell me not do haul the logs in by myself.

Then one day I'd go insane, grab a log and make an earring out of it. While I would be ecstatic for the rest of my life, the rest of the fort would be holding a vote on whether or not to dump me in magma for wasting a valuable turn at artifact-creation.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2010, 02:28:44 pm »

Dungeon Master. I'd surround myself with droves of scaly, furry, and feathered friends as I sit in the corner half naked lighting things on fire.

You just gave me a mental image I shall never forget.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2010, 02:45:42 pm »

Miner, or dabbling macedwarf.  Because let's face it, there's a point at which you get a skilled miner as an immigrant and say "I don't need twenty miners".
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2010, 03:15:12 pm »

I would be a Marksdwarf, preferably the leader of my own squad, sniping the enemy from afar.

EDIT:When off duty i would be a hunter, bringing fresh meat for the butcher's.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2010, 03:15:38 pm »

That one peasant that arrived with novice sword skill that got drafted into the military but has no civilian skills to speak of so complains and moans every time he's off duty that is destined to a life of depression and despair until he finally snaps and goes postal on everybody with his now legendary combat skills.  *gasp for air*

That would be me.

...somebody please turn on my engraving or pump operating labor please...  I need to be novice in something...
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2010, 03:22:55 pm »

Butcher... here kitty kitty kittty...
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2010, 03:24:03 pm »

I'd be that migrant stonecrafter. You already have a metric fuckton of me, and higher skills.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2010, 03:30:06 pm »

Dancer/Stark raving mad
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2010, 03:37:14 pm »

Dancer/Stark raving mad
Black Spiral Dwarves?  D:
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Some things were made for one thing, for me / that one thing is the sea~
His servers are going to be powered by goat blood and moonlight.
Oh, a biomass/24 hour solar facility. How green!

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2010, 04:04:58 pm »

Engraver or Philosopher. It doesn't take much to make me happy, I'm rather helpful and rather artistic. But I guess engineer could work too if you toss in megaproject experience.

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2010, 04:08:02 pm »

Philosopher or architect.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2010, 04:08:48 pm »

Uh oh.  We don't have any growers or herbalists or brewers (though at least we have a butcher).  I sense food problems in our future.  And some very, very slow work.
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Some things were made for one thing, for me / that one thing is the sea~
His servers are going to be powered by goat blood and moonlight.
Oh, a biomass/24 hour solar facility. How green!
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