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Rilder

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2010, 10:28:05 am »
I'd be the dwarf that goes Beserk after something he's working on didn't go completely right and has to be put down by the military.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2010, 10:35:00 am »
I would be the animal caretaker I think.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2010, 10:38:02 am »
Ledgendary Craftsdwarf you gets the crud hammered out of him repeatedly for not making 100 gold coins
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2010, 10:42:24 am »
Quote from: Lawec on November 24, 2010, 10:35:00 am
I would be the animal caretaker I think.

War Dragons don't need no caretakers. We eat 4chan members.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2010, 10:44:54 am »
Yeah, But Mew-Mews need to be fed twice a day and have their fur brushed :3c
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2010, 10:50:49 am »
Military dorf. Short, stout, and good with a sword. (But better with my bare hands and feet.)
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2010, 10:54:37 am »
 The prick who is told to mine a hole and gets stuck in it, then proceeds to build a wall and get stuck in it. And I've made friends with damn near everybody, do you can't let me die.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2010, 11:00:34 am »
I'm the craftsdwarf who went Stark-Raving-Mad when he couldn't find some shells for his earring artifact.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2010, 11:01:43 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 24, 2010, 10:54:37 am
The prick who is told to mine a hole and gets stuck in it, then proceeds to build a wall and get stuck in it. And I've made friends with damn near everybody, do you can't let me die.
Bah, you can die. We're in a perpetual state of tantrum spiral.

Or maybe that's 4chan (goblin tower?)
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2010, 11:03:00 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 24, 2010, 10:54:37 am
The prick who is told to mine a hole and gets stuck in it, then proceeds to build a wall and get stuck in it. And I've made friends with damn near everybody, do you can't let me die.

You're smarter than that, Duke. Also, I don't think you're a prick.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2010, 11:03:12 am »
The cook. In my fort, he's the guy who usually comes at embark, but never do his job much because I actually don't need a cook. I'm also an apprentice pastry chef which means that yeah, I'm not really a cook, I only do desserts, but that's ok because dwarves never had a balanced diet anyways, and everybody likes purple mushroom and ... stuff. :D
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2010, 11:03:53 am »
Quote from: nbonaparte on November 24, 2010, 11:01:43 am
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 24, 2010, 10:54:37 am
The prick who is told to mine a hole and gets stuck in it, then proceeds to build a wall and get stuck in it. And I've made friends with damn near everybody, do you can't let me die.
Bah, you can die. We're in a perpetual state of tantrum spiral.

Or maybe that's 4chan (goblin tower?)

I see what you did there
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2010, 11:08:29 am »
Engraver. Nice steady work.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2010, 11:27:02 am »
Biter.

*Nibble*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2010, 11:38:42 am »
I'd be the crazy one that ends up making an artifact that warps space and the laws of nature into themselves -- over seventy times.
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