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Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #345 on: November 28, 2010, 05:35:10 pm »
*Sneezes on UnrealJake.*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #346 on: November 28, 2010, 05:35:45 pm »
Come back here Jake!  You might just get 200 days in prison!  Don't make me stab you with my blunt wooden sword!
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #347 on: November 28, 2010, 05:36:59 pm »
*Presses Space* *Opens DFHack* *Surrounds Jake with obsidian* Heh, ya bugger!
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Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #348 on: November 28, 2010, 05:37:51 pm »
I feel awfully still.
I.. Can't... Move....

You do know you ought to press space again, right?
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #349 on: November 28, 2010, 05:38:26 pm »
You're a mew mew! You don't have opposable thumbs!
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Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
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dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #350 on: November 28, 2010, 05:38:35 pm »
NO! JAKE! MUST! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AS YOUR SUPREME NOBLE OVERLORD I HEREBY DECREE BY MY DIVINE POWER THAT UNREALJAKE MUST DIE IN THE MOST EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE!
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #351 on: November 28, 2010, 05:39:23 pm »
Death by being sober?
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #352 on: November 28, 2010, 05:40:49 pm »
*Advances time by 1 frame*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #353 on: November 28, 2010, 05:42:00 pm »
Oh god... one turn and I haven't had a drop to drink! You monsters! How can you do this to me!?
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #354 on: November 28, 2010, 05:42:55 pm »
YOU HAVE STOLEN KITTENS! YOU DESERVE THIS!
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #355 on: November 28, 2010, 05:43:23 pm »
We were starving, you ate all the hauler steak!
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #356 on: November 28, 2010, 05:43:59 pm »
Ha! I don't have to eat nor drink.
We dragons are permanently fed and..

Sober?
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #357 on: November 28, 2010, 05:44:05 pm »
*Adds [NO_DRINK],[NO_SLEEP] and [NO_EAT] tags to Jake* *Unpauses* Enjoy a lifetime of no booze, food or sleep.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #358 on: November 28, 2010, 05:44:45 pm »
NO I DIDN'T! AND DON'T WORRY: WE'LL ALL HAVE PLENTY OF UNREALJAKE FLESH ROASTS VERY SOON!
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Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #359 on: November 28, 2010, 05:45:08 pm »
But.. He's a butcher! Very noble kind of job! Besides, what do one or two kittens matter? Right? RIGHT?!
Send him to the Goblins instead!
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