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iceball3

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #330 on: November 28, 2010, 04:15:00 pm »

Combat initiated with hungry dwarf!

Dwarf has first turn

I HAVE TO PIT THIS CAT
HAUL HAUL HAUL
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #331 on: November 28, 2010, 04:29:18 pm »

Hah! I'll just edit the raws and make my speed 1!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! NOM!

nom nom nom
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Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #332 on: November 28, 2010, 04:34:44 pm »


*I promptly haul you out to the hospital with no medics in it while i fix Ms.Fluffles X*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #333 on: November 28, 2010, 05:00:39 pm »

Worth it =]
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"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
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vadia

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #334 on: November 28, 2010, 05:12:29 pm »

I'm the cook who should be making good roasts each time but seems to make 1/3 normal, 1/3 legendary and 1/3 rotten, so anybody who ate recently might want to see if we have the mechanical stomach pump up.  On the positive side you have a use for the pump mechanic now.
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Greiger

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #335 on: November 28, 2010, 05:13:33 pm »

I have been on duty for way too long!  I am going to raeg!

Of course I'm going to raeg the moment I go off duty too.  Aren't soldier immigrants fun?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #336 on: November 28, 2010, 05:16:00 pm »

It is possible to butcher war dragons.. Correct?

Of course you wouldn't do that. There is absolutely no multiplier on my meat's worth. I am also forming an alliance with the cats. Last, but not least.. My pet worth is greater than the worth of butchering results.
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Greiger

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #337 on: November 28, 2010, 05:17:29 pm »

Nobody touches the dragon.   ....cept me....(hug).

Greiger is happy to have obtained a new pet recently.  He has been comforted by a pet recently.
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #338 on: November 28, 2010, 05:22:32 pm »

I have no interest in butchering the dragon. Only cats.
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Caesar

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #339 on: November 28, 2010, 05:24:30 pm »

Hurray! Caesar McBurnalot, War Dragon, has been assigned to Greiger!
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dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #340 on: November 28, 2010, 05:28:07 pm »

NO! KILLLING! THE CATS!


GO STAND IN THE CORNER UNREALJAKE!
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #341 on: November 28, 2010, 05:28:18 pm »

Jake. Touch the cats. And. I. Have. You. Thrown. Into. The. Curious. Structure!!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #342 on: November 28, 2010, 05:29:27 pm »

*Sniff* Fine. I don't care anyway. It's not like I'm going to-*Grabs a litter of kittens and runs*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #343 on: November 28, 2010, 05:30:54 pm »

ATTENTION ALL SOLDIERS! JAKE HAS COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE CRIME! HE IS NOT WORTHY OF MERCY! GET HIM!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #344 on: November 28, 2010, 05:34:33 pm »

Hah! You can't get me! I'm going into the Hatch with the others!
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"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
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