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dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #255 on: November 28, 2010, 09:25:58 am »

Oh. BUTCHER THE HAULERS!

*LATER*

Where are my *Dwarvern hauler roasts*?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #256 on: November 28, 2010, 09:30:28 am »

What... Invasion is over?  But but I don't wanna go off duty...please don't put me off duty, PLEASE!

ITS SO DARK!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #257 on: November 28, 2010, 09:32:04 am »

Oh for.., Help UnrealJake butcher the haulers then.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #258 on: November 28, 2010, 09:45:07 am »

Woohoo!  Blood for the blood god!  *bludgeons a nearby hauler with his training sword*

Greiger McSwordsdwarf has become attached to an acacia training sword
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #259 on: November 28, 2010, 09:48:21 am »

WAITER! Where's my hauler blood wine?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #260 on: November 28, 2010, 09:50:45 am »

A waiter? That's a type of hauler. Tough luck there.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #261 on: November 28, 2010, 09:54:26 am »

BUTCHER! Where's my hauler blood wine?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #262 on: November 28, 2010, 09:58:07 am »

Would you like white, or red?
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #263 on: November 28, 2010, 10:02:10 am »

Red, of course.

Also this *Hauler steak* is really good.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #264 on: November 28, 2010, 10:03:07 am »

It's a choice cut, sir. I'll send my compliments to the chef before I chop him up as well.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #265 on: November 28, 2010, 10:04:14 am »

Waiit a minute. Dwarfguy2 just mandated wine... A NOBLE!!!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #266 on: November 28, 2010, 10:07:38 am »

I'd like to thank the academy, and my parents, and the cook.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #267 on: November 28, 2010, 10:29:11 am »

FOR THE LAST TIME I CAN'T METALCRAFT! No, that means your not getting those copper chains, I'm a stonecrafter remember? Hey now, there's no need- OH ARMOK MY FACE! STOP HAMMERING MY FACE ARGH!
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #268 on: November 28, 2010, 10:30:58 am »

No, no, nothing like that. Let's make a deal: You keep me happy and ALIVE, and I won't make any mandates whatsoever.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #269 on: November 28, 2010, 10:35:41 am »

Hmmm.... Ok, Wait.. When did I become overseer? I'm just a Mew-Mew.
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