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OmnipotentGrue

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #240 on: November 28, 2010, 03:05:00 am »
*continues fishing even though we have no fish cleaners, leaving huge piles of rotten turtle everywhere*
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #241 on: November 28, 2010, 04:31:12 am »
*Runs halfway to the exit before realizing there's a seed on z level -265 and rushing off to collect it*
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #242 on: November 28, 2010, 04:39:35 am »
*I come rushing down a crossing in the halls where TMOM is. As she makes it to the intersection she is blinsided by a wave of cats through a mix of sheer force and local fps drop*
"TMOM has been ecstatic lately. She has been caught in an adorable caterwave latetly. She has been attacked recently."
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #243 on: November 28, 2010, 05:51:46 am »
Now I remember why no-one else wanted to be the mayor. I've been standing in the grand dining hall for SEVEN MONTHS. I mean, if we had toys, or just running water I'd be happier.

When's the next caravan? I'm bored of doing nothing.
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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #244 on: November 28, 2010, 05:57:01 am »
UnrealJake is ecstatic lately. He saw an an adorable caterwave lately. He is hungry.

Goblin siege? I don't see no Goblin siege, I just see those cats...
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #245 on: November 28, 2010, 05:58:51 am »
How'd we get so many goddamned cats!!?
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #246 on: November 28, 2010, 06:02:34 am »
Well I know what you'll be asking later.

"Where did all the cats go?"

SUPPER TIME!
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #247 on: November 28, 2010, 09:14:47 am »
KILL THE CATS???!?!?!?1

DWARFGUY! MCTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #248 on: November 28, 2010, 09:16:51 am »
No no no no no, I'm not killing the cats... I'm.... it's more of... I like to think of it as...

Don't be silly! I'm not killing anything! :-X
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #249 on: November 28, 2010, 09:17:49 am »
Then help us out by permanently knocking out these goblins!
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #250 on: November 28, 2010, 09:18:54 am »
But the caaaaaaats. Fine!

*Stuffing a few in his bag, he charges back into battle*
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #251 on: November 28, 2010, 09:20:16 am »
No you don't, give me those!

Aw, you cute wittwe catsh. Wanna help us murder some goblins?
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UnrealJake

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #252 on: November 28, 2010, 09:21:52 am »
Awww, just one? Please? We only have a little bit of meat left...
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

dwarfguy2

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #253 on: November 28, 2010, 09:22:54 am »
Then butcher the goblins!
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: If the forums were a fortress...
« Reply #254 on: November 28, 2010, 09:24:26 am »
Uhh, guys. The invasion ended about two days ago. The goblins wandered off muttering something like "insane" and "not worth it"
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