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[1freeman]

I was aiming for the Bird!!!

It burns!! someone get me some water.

(where did you get the !!giant cave spider sock!! at, and why aren't you on fire?)

[MaximumZero]

Keep 1freeman away from the booze stockpiles!

*grabs a bucket and heads toward the well*

[Carp Slayer]

.... i don't know.... also a better question is why are we ignoring the goblins outside?

*gets shot down by goblin crossbows* OW

oh wait...


*AYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[1freeman]

*steady's aim*

Im gonna get that damn bird, fire or no fire.

The flying -copper bolt- strikes the giant eagle in the head, tearing an artery and bruising the brain!

the giant eagle has been struck down!

"Damn goblins always stealing my kill's"

[Carp Slayer]

i was  already shot down ....


also


*still falling*


AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MaximumZero]

Hmm, I wonder what levels in fighting skills I would have?

[Carp Slayer]

*still falling*

oh look its the (adamantine) space elevator 


so thats how tall it is 

[MaximumZero]

Tell me that's not our map. I want more than 0 fps.

[Carp Slayer]

well IT WAS the adamantine space elevator 

[1freeman]

where is that bucket at, i'm still on fire you know.

For that matter where are the nurses, I need medical attention.

*cough cough*

Please...

[MaximumZero]

*dumps a bucket of water on 1freeman*

Okay, off to dispatch some goblins. So, uh, did anyone make any armor or swords?

[1freeman]

Thanks for the water MaximumZero.

use that copper dagger that we got from that thief a while back. Id stay and help but i really think i should get to the hospital now, what with the *cough* injured lungs, blunt trauma, and burns i think i would be more harm than good to you right now.

[Zrk2]

*Swats goblin in the head with his book.*

TRY OSMOSIS BITCH!

*Tears out the entrails of a goblin with my pen*

YEAH! The pen is mightier than the sword!!

[Greiger]

*mope* *moan*


...Wait, I'm on duty?  I'm on duty!   YEA!!! GET SOME!!!

*Charges out training sword in hand*

For FortressCastle! For SmoulderCrater! For CopperBlazes! FOR NIST AKATH!

[iceball3]

I'd be the animal trainer with EVERY ARMOKDAMNDED CAT FOLLOWING ME ARROUND EVERYWHERE.

"Oh hi Zrk2, slow day today?"
*mewling stampede of kittens rush in after me*
"D'aaawwwwww"