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[The Mad Engineer]

I'm the +5 legendary liar.

Or am I?

[NewsMuffin]

I'd be the certified Magma Potency Tester.

[Duelmaster409]

I can picture all of this in real life in one massive DWARF CON with Toady being the expedition leader / king and Threetoe being the Baron! Of course, we would refrain from plotting Toady, Threetoe's and the other nobles' demises.


Then again... that would just be awkward.

[Gatleos]

I can picture all of this in real life in one massive DWARF CON with Toady being the expedition leader / king and Threetoe being the Baron!

Of course, we would refrain from plotting Toady, Threetoe's and the other nobles' demises.

DWARF-CON 2011
Dwarf-Con would take cosplaying to a whole new level. Also, we'd be banned from the convention center afterwards and there would be a few arrests.

[nbonaparte]

The human city of seattle will be flooded with a bunch of migrants, digging underground, collapsing stuff, fending off sieges from the dark fortress Vancouver...

[Gatleos]

The human city of seattle will be flooded with a bunch of migrants, digging underground, collapsing stuff, fending off sieges from the dark fortress Vancouver...

The fanart thread needs to get on a poster for Dorf-Con. Now.

[Caesar]

Oh, boy! I knew choosing war dragon would be awesome!

I'll bring oil and light my mouth on fire to rain destruction and death on the goblins!
Of course for every dead goblin we'd have five dead sock-loving Forumers, but that's not a problem, right?

[Tferr]

I'd be that "useless" recruit that refuses to pick up any weapon and either dies horribly in a siege or somehow manages to survive while all the good dwarves die.

[UnrealJake]

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...

[dwarfguy2]

I've decided to adopt Duke as my forumer.

He suggested I be turned into cat biscuits, so I can adopt him as a form of protest.

Furthermore, he's got too many friends to simply let die, thus surely he has too many friends to risk him going melancholy when his beloved pet gets sent down the repeating spike trap corridor.

*nuzzles Duke's leg*

I'ma see about that...

OH NO YOU AIN'T!

[darkrider2]

I'd be that guy who pulls the wrong lever and floods the whole fort with magma.

[dwarfguy2]

Magma, you say?



MAGMA YOU SAY!?!?!?!?


I'm escaping NOW! Please don't think badly of me!

[Carp Slayer]

I'd be the fortress cheese maker

I MEAN SOMEONE"S GOTTA turn all that useless milk into some (slightly) less useless cheese

[The Merchant Of Menace]

But then we'll end up with tons of engravings of forumites eating cheese.

[Carp Slayer]

But then we'll end up with tons of engravings of forumites eating cheese.

and that's a problem because...?