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[vhappylurker]

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Saw this on Cracked.com and I just knew it had to be shared with you all. Seriously, the CARP ARE REAL. It's like Toady knew...

[shadow_archmagi]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNODWARFOTOAD

[Cannabust]

from now on every time I walk nearby a river I'm bringing a damn harpoon, that thing could feed a herd of ten hobos

[Misterstone]

Heh, this is a new photo, but it's funny how we get the insane carp pic/video thread every six months or so.  There's that one in Thailand (?), then there's the one in the American Midwest where Asian Carp are an invasive species, and they just jump at boats in huge swarms and...

Well, to be fair, this is a much more handsome carp than those.

[vhappylurker]

Obviously, he's reached legendary in Carp. The man in the picture? That's his pet.

[Gatleos]

then there's the one in the American Midwest where Asian Carp are an invasive species

Wait, what.
WAIT, WHAT.
WAIT, WHAT.

I've... gotta go. And they called me mad to build an underground carp shelter! Well, who's laughing NOW?! Enjoy the human holocaust, perpetrated by the carp overlords, FOOLS!

[Misterstone]

Obviously, he's reached legendary in Carp. The man in the picture? That's his pet.

In 2010 Ogoo McManlypants tamed the giant carp of the Lake of Hammerings.

[Sowelu]

then there's the one in the American Midwest where Asian Carp are an invasive species

Wait, what.
WAIT, WHAT.
WAIT, WHAT.

I've... gotta go. And they called me mad to build an underground carp shelter! Well, who's laughing NOW?! Enjoy the human holocaust, perpetrated by the carp overlords, FOOLS!

Underground carp shelter?

You'd better hope your passages are diagonal.

[Zrk2]

Yes.

http://ffffound.com/image/0f0c1bbaea7ad4c97b499233e5c4fe6cf0fb75a0?c=821573

[JmzLost]

When Toady implements boats, you'll be able to go fishing like these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfG4vsJ5_xI

JMZ

[UnrealJake]

When Toady implements boats, you'll be able to go fishing like these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfG4vsJ5_xI

JMZ

Get the axes. Get the axes NOW!

[zilpin]

Asian Carp: Can't Beat Them? Eat Them

The foreign invaders can grow to be 80 to 100 pounds.
They're ravenous eaters, consuming up to 40 percent of their own body weight in plankton each day.
And they're bullies, pushing out weaker, native species.

I, for one, welcome our skittish carp overlords.

[vhappylurker]

When Toady implements boats, you'll be able to go fishing like these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfG4vsJ5_xI

JMZ

Get the axes. Get the axes NOW!

And now I really, desperately cannot wait until Toady gives us boats. Fishing will FINALLY be a skill worth keeping.

[Kogan Loloklam]

Fishing is currently a skill worth keeping. It both weeds out the weak dwarves and provides useful goods for your fortress.

[nbonaparte]

It only weeds out the weak now if you brought back killer carp.