Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Grakelin]

A. A war with NK would include more than the US.

Sure, ignore the coalition in Afghanistan and Iraq.  We don't mind.

Moar like a LOLalition, amirite?

The UK is providing minor support. A couple of other countries are providing token contributions to the unwinnable. The numbers of other countries' troops are so laughably low that they might as well not be there at all.

My Dad spent 9 months working at the Kandahar base, getting bombed every day.

I knew people in high school who lost their fathers to the Afghan war.


Fuck you.

[x2yzh9]

A. A war with NK would include more than the US.

Sure, ignore the coalition in Afghanistan and Iraq.  We don't mind.

Moar like a LOLalition, amirite?

The UK is providing minor support. A couple of other countries are providing token contributions to the unwinnable. The numbers of other countries' troops are so laughably low that they might as well not be there at all.

My Dad spent 9 months working at the Kandahar base, getting bombed every day.

I knew people in high school who lost their fathers to the Afghan war.


Fuck you.

I might not have lost any relatives to the Afghan war, but I come from a military family damnit and that's just disrespectful, Eugenitor.

[Il Palazzo]

Come on guys, is he really disrespectful to the soldiers? Come now.

[Eugenitor]

Yeah, a good chunk of my one friend's sophomore class over at the local madrassa got gunned down by a black speck the other night after some sorta-rich mullah paid them to put a package somewhere. We had to put them all in the same grave because we couldn't tell one's limbs from the other.

And my other friend across the border, he had the wrong second cousin over for dinner and his whole house got blown up. Something about drones.

[smjjames]

Over the border of what country? Mexico?

Sounds like you have a real beef with the Iraq war in general but right now it sounds like you're trying hard to insult someone.

[Grakelin]

Come on guys, is he really disrespectful to the soldiers? Come now.

You know who didn't really have any involvement in World War II?

Poland. Like, none of their people were willing to lift a muscle in that war. You guys really should have picked it up a bit more.

[Duke 2.0]

Yeah, a good chunk of my one friend's sophomore class over at the local madrassa got gunned down by a black speck the other night after some sorta-rich mullah paid them to put a package somewhere. We had to put them all in the same grave because we couldn't tell one's limbs from the other.

And my other friend across the border, he had the wrong second cousin over for dinner and his whole house got blown up. Something about drones.

More like LOLvilians amirite?

Yeah, this doesn't justify anything unless you want the above quote to be made.

[Il Palazzo]

You know who didn't really have any involvement in World War II?

Poland. Like, none of their people were willing to lift a muscle in that war. You guys really should have picked it up a bit more.

Your false words shall not harm the mighty spirit of Polish people. Our bodily fluids remain strong.

[Earthquake Damage]

Your false words shall not harm the mighty spirit of Polish people. Our bodily fluids remain strong.

Strong, but not pure.  Vodka pollutes your precious bodily fluids.

[Il Palazzo]

Vodka is one of our bodily fluids. We've been too long under the Soviet occupation.

[Leafsnail]

Well, our Prime Minister did manage to say that Britain was a "junior partner" in the war against Germany in 1940.  Sigh...

[The Doctor]

Polish resistance involves secretly switching German salami with Polish sasuages, thereby slightly confusing German soldiers.

[smjjames]

Er, salami is Italian, but yea I get your joke.

Anyways, one wonders if the new wikileaks would be enough to make Kim Jong Il have a temper tantrum once he learns that China isn't so much of an ally as was believed.

[The Doctor]

Well, that's also part of the joke.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Poles are so incompetent they can't even get the meat right.

[Eugenitor]

Anyways, one wonders if the new wikileaks would be enough to make Kim Jong Il have a temper tantrum once he learns that China isn't so much of an ally as was believed.

Off topic to the thread, but I'm wondering if Iran is even more pissed when they learned that their Arab "friends" were actually begging us to attack them to put a stop to their nukes.

A real cynic would surmise that the US let this leak happen to turn nations it didn't like against each other.