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[Johnfalcon99977]

We are only a screen away from "Kokror", a shrine guarded by a mountain titan composed of vomit.

"Cockroar?" So the shrine is a giant marble penis. Probably shouldn't send any female warriors out there, they might get involved in some sordid mountaintop ritual. And are we sure that titan is composed of real vomit? It might be a semen titan.

...wait. Aren't me and Nukedorf technically (for the moment) female?

[Blackburn]

We are only a screen away from "Kokror", a shrine guarded by a mountain titan composed of vomit.

"Cockroar?" So the shrine is a giant marble penis. Probably shouldn't send any female warriors out there, they might get involved in some sordid mountaintop ritual. And are we sure that titan is composed of real vomit? It might be a semen titan.

...wait. Aren't me and Nukedorf technically (for the moment) female?

HEY FALCON, WE'RE SENDING YOU TO COCKROAR. WE'RE SURE YOU'LL LUV IT.

[Rex_Nex]

Alright, update coming today

And I'd rather not have drawn a dick in that screenshot, but it was just too easy with the sound of "Kokror". I promise various genitalia will not find their homes in any of my future screen shots

@John: Yes maam. And you want a bed there? You got it. And sure, you can have a raise. A raise in labor! (Meh, bad pun.)

@Derp: Yes, Ill throw up a screenshot of it. And I would think a woodcutter would be useful for future tree farms.

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

[Derp Sandvich]

Why did you draw a dick on that screenshot?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also, I would like to ask what is a shrine but I'm afraid that this post's effect would be spoiled in that case.

I was making a terrible pun joke there.

[Johnfalcon99977]

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

I counter-request that order. I do not want to be sent to face the titan. (But I'd love to be the epic hero who killed it that be in almost every engraving)

Also, if you ever use in me (or nuke) in dialoge (Spelt that wrong. I know), refer to me as MALE.

[Rex_Nex]

Well, after several crashes occurred while trying to work with the Trade Depot, I don't think I will be able to get this done tonight. Ill work on it for another forty or so minutes, but if anything, its going to be rushed. (edit: Does anyone else have this issue? I simply cannot place the depot without a crash.)

Counter-request (semi-) accepted. You will not be sent to face the titan. Yet.

[Blackburn]

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

Yes, you do.

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

I counter-request that order. I do not want to be sent to face the titan. (But I'd love to be the epic hero who killed it that be in almost every engraving)

Also, if you ever use in me (or nuke) in dialoge (Spelt that wrong. I know), refer to me as MALE.

OK, Falcon and Nuke are officially girls pretending to be guys. This makes for great character interaction.

[Johnfalcon99977]

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

Yes, you do.

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

I counter-request that order. I do not want to be sent to face the titan. (But I'd love to be the epic hero who killed it that be in almost every engraving)

Also, if you ever use in me (or nuke) in dialoge (Spelt that wrong. I know), refer to me as MALE.

OK, Falcon and Nuke are officially girls pretending to be guys. This makes for great character interaction.

Name change.

I want to be called Kate, but pretending to be a man named John.

Just helping with the story 

[Blackburn]

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

Yes, you do.

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

I counter-request that order. I do not want to be sent to face the titan. (But I'd love to be the epic hero who killed it that be in almost every engraving)

Also, if you ever use in me (or nuke) in dialoge (Spelt that wrong. I know), refer to me as MALE.

OK, Falcon and Nuke are officially girls pretending to be guys. This makes for great character interaction.

Name change.

I want to be called Kate, but pretending to be a man named John.

Just helping with the story 

Kate could be the sister to the real John. He was supposed to join the embark but she replaced him at the last second against his will. Why, I am not sure.

[Derp Sandvich]

Well, after several crashes occurred while trying to work with the Trade Depot, I don't think I will be able to get this done tonight. Ill work on it for another forty or so minutes, but if anything, its going to be rushed. (edit: Does anyone else have this issue? I simply cannot place the depot without a crash.)

Counter-request (semi-) accepted. You will not be sent to face the titan. Yet.

It's unfortunate that the crashes are giving you more fun than the game itself. Hopefully you'll solve it soon. 

[Johnfalcon99977]

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

Yes, you do.

@Black: Do I take that as a request to send John to Kokror?

I counter-request that order. I do not want to be sent to face the titan. (But I'd love to be the epic hero who killed it that be in almost every engraving)

Also, if you ever use in me (or nuke) in dialoge (Spelt that wrong. I know), refer to me as MALE.

OK, Falcon and Nuke are officially girls pretending to be guys. This makes for great character interaction.

Name change.

I want to be called Kate, but pretending to be a man named John.

Just helping with the story 

Kate could be the sister to the real John. He was supposed to join the embark but she replaced him at the last second against his will. Why, I am not sure.

That would be great! Now lets cut this quoting out. Otherwise this forum will get blocked.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

-snip-

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...wait. Aren't me and Nukedorf technically (for the moment) female?

Spoiler: Large Pic (click to show/hide)

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[Derp Sandvich]

SNATCHER! PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!

[Johnfalcon99977]

SNATCHER! PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!

Oh so very very yes.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Update plz?