> Look out through the window.
(WARNING! This post contains a horrible action, reading this may cause bleeding within your eyes. You will lose the ability to close your Second Eye Lid if you look at this post too long.)
You stand straight, taking on the posture you usually do, and push your chair in to your Mahogany Wood Desk. You take steps that show that you are slightly arrogant, and act incredibly sophisticated. You lean onto the wall next to your window and stair through the portal. Outside you see a beautiful, vibrant, turquoise sky with white cloud breaking the continuous expanse every now and then. There are many black birds, and many pigeons flying outside. The sound of their melodious tweets barely reach your ears, yet your hear them well enough that you find a new found spring to your step.
The sky has always been your dream, you plan to fly in it as freely as possible one day. The jetpack you requested from your dad is merely a step to your life long goal. You are not a stupid child, and you know that you will probably have to use airplanes to soar through the air like a bird. Though it is still possible that your Kick-Ass-Dad could assist the Professor in the construction of your desired Jetpack, the result might only change slightly.
As you fly back in to reality, you notice your computer beeping in low tones that are repeated every second. You take a few strides across your room and seat yourself in your chair. You click on the flashing program, Cont4ctPal, and see Red Text stating who has contacted you. This Red text is not the usual Black text, and you know this means that you are being Contacted by..... YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY!!!!(Ominous Duns)