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[ExKirby]

This will be a text adventure. I won't update very frequently, and will ignore most of your suggestions. Why? Because you'll be the ones updating.

Basically, you get to post both the action... AND the outcome. For example (and neatly relating to the most recent MSPA update...)

>Jack Noir: Flip the fuck out.

You flip the fuck out so hard, you think that the land of Wind and Shade will explode.

But there ARE a few rules to follow...

1. No contradicting the plot. You can screw it over as much as you like, but you can't run over what other people have put.
2. Unless it is needed for the plot, don't kill off main characters. At least, not permanantly.
3. Don't steal a plot from somewhere else. Refferences are fine, though.
4. I reserve the right to effectively nullify as many commands as I see fit and treat them as if they never happened.

With that in mind, let's begin...

>START GAME

A boy stands in his room. Although today is only his 14th birthday, it is only today that he shall be given a name!

...So... what is it?

[Sheb]

> Name Self: Bob

As a birthday present, the boy get to choose his name. He is now called Bob! But wait, what's his family name?

[ExKirby]

>Family: Name self Asses

You're pretty sure that you're not a horse.

[Sheb]

> Go downstairs:


While you were pondering on the meaning of your name, something STRANGE and POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS happened downstairs. The living room is a mess, and the sticky red liquid on the ground look like blood...

[Ricky]

shit man...



TODAY IS MY 14TH BIRTHDAY

I SHIT YOU NOT

[Jervous]

Name: Ricky

[Frajic]

> Investegate bloodstains

You investegate the bloodstains, and notice that it's color is too light to be human. You look to you left, and see a HORRIFYING BEAST laying on the ground, with it's HEAD torn off. Behind the beast stands your KICK-ASS DAD, who obviously decapitated the monster with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE. The BEAST'S HEAD can be seen in the sink in the kitchen to your right.

[Furtuka]

>Poke the monster

You poke it, it is squishy and very dead.

[ExKirby]

>Bob:Back upstairs!

You run into your room. You can see that there is a calendar iin there, amongst other things.

[Sheb]

> Look at calendar

 You can see it is your birthday, and nothing else. Maybe that death beast was only a birthday party clown, that your dad mistook for a monster. You should investigate more.

[Furtuka]

>Check out monster

You rush downstairs and look at it's head. It is definitely not a clown... well maybe. But your pretty sure most clowns don't have 4 twisting horns and 3 eyes

[Sheb]

Ask Dad: Where is my birthday present?

"Well, I was so busy fighting Sewer monster I totally forgot that! What would you want?

[Furtuka]

>Respond

"A JETPACK" you shout. Your father makes a thoughtful face for a moment and says "ok after I clean this up I'll go talk to the professor and then I'll come back and set up the party. whhy don't you go call your friends over in the meantime?"

[ExKirby]

>Bob: Call friend

You go to your computer and activate Cont4ctPal. You then attempt to contact one of your friends. Who to contact...?

[Furtuka]

>contact stewart

Connection open

CommanderBob has joined the conversation

LigerPride has joined the conversation

CB:HEY

LP: what is it

CB:...

LP:...

CB:ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

CB:Idiot

LP:...since when

CB:

LP:Just kidding

CB:Kay party's at 3:00

LP:ok

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